Tom Hanks is dead!

[Imperor]

That's right: dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land!

 

[lazarus]

At least Jeff Goldblum will have company now.

 

[corianderstem]

Why'd you switch actors?

 

[Imperor]

Because Jackie Earle Haley wasn't as enthusiastic about going to the Unnecessary Surgery Land portion of the park.

 

[corianderstem]

You're weird.

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

 

[Imperor]

No, my son is also named Bort.

 

[deep]

That's right: dead

let's hope not,
there are plenty of bad projects out there that he is best suited to green-light.

 

[U2Fanatic4ever]

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

All things must pass.

RIP the dude from Big. He'll be playing chopsticks with his feet on that giant light up keyboard in heaven.

 

[LemonMelon]

It's Official... - U2 Feedback

Help a forum out.

You're weird.

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN!

Duff Gardens >>>>>> Itchy And Scratchy Land. Their water is far more enlightening.

 

[u2popmofo]

I've heard that pretend violence is actually beneficial for children.

 

[bono_man2002]

That's right: dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land!

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

oh look, a bench!

 

[LemonMelon]

only looks out for one guy: .

 

[PhilsFan]

Confirmed:

YouTube - Harrison Ford - Secrets

 

[lazarus]

What's sad is that's the most entertaining Ford has been in, what, 20 years?

 

[PhilsFan]

I liked The Fugitive. 17 years?

 

[lazarus]

I didn't kill my WIFE!

Anyone could have played that role.

 

[No spoken words]

Still entertaining.

 

[Hewson]

I didn't kill my WIFE!

Anyone could have played that role.

Mel Gibson?

 

[RedRocksU2]

What's sad is that's the most entertaining Ford has been in, what, 20 years?

Calista?

 

[No spoken words]

Ike Turner.

 

[lazarus]

The movie itself was very entertaining, but it's not as though Ford himself was intense, emotional, or funny. He just had that typical angry look. I could name a ton of actors (like Gibson) who would have done a better job.

 

[Hewson]

I could name a ton of actors (like Gibson) who would have done a better job.

Nobody would believe Mel didn't kill his wife.

 

[No spoken words]

Nobody would believe Mel didn't kill his wife.

 

[LemonMelon]

What's sad is that's the most entertaining Ford has been in, what, 20 years?

It's not his fault that he's had to compete with CGI aliens and Even Stevens.

 

[redhotswami]

Nobody would believe Mel didn't kill his wife.

like.

 

[Imperor]

You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot Christmas morning.

 

[lazarus]

Nobody would believe Mel didn't kill his wife.

Wouldn't have mattered either way to Tommy Lee Jones.


He didn't kill his WIFE!!

 

[No spoken words]

Anytime an actor raises his voice, Laz will be there to condemn them.