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Old 04-28-2005, 01:07 AM   #106
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GEORGE: Really? (Jerry shakes his head) Maybe this will become like a cool thing, living with your parents.

JERRY: (sarcastically)Ya, then maybe baldness will catch on. This will all be turning your way.

GEORGE: Hey believe me, baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Who do you think is going to be the first ones getting a tour of the ship?

JERRY: The baldies

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George: "I really wanna leave my mark this time, you know. I wanna walk away from the Yankees with people saying, 'Wow! Now that guy got canned!'"

Jerry: "So you want to go out in a final blaze of incompetence?"

George: "Remember that summer at Dairy Queen where I cooled my feet in the soft-serve machine?"

Kramer: "You think people will still be using napkins in the year 2000? Or is this mouth-vacuum thing for real?"
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George: "So I saw that new movie about the Hindenburg."

Elaine: "Oh, yeah. What's that called?"

George: "Blimp: The Hindenburg Story."

Jerry: "How was it?"

George: "I found it morose. Why dwell on these negative themes?"

Jerry: "Yeah. They should make a movie about all the Hindenburg flights that made it."

George: "Anyway, right in the middle, the ship blows up...burning debris, bodies falling...and then just as this eerie silence settles over the airfield, I yelled out, 'That's gotta hurt!' The place went nuts!"

Jerry: "Imagine the laugh you could have gotten if you'd yelled that out at the actual disaster."
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Saleswoman: "Mr. Pennypacker!"

Kramer: "Uh, yes, uh, I...I wanted to, uh, stop by and make sure that my shark tank fits...uh, hello."

Saleswoman: "Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay. And you know Mr. Varnsen."

Kramer: "Uh, Varnsen."

Jerry: "Pennypacker."

Kramer: "Vandelay."

George: "Pennypacker. Varnsen."

Jerry: "Vandelay. Wait a second...Mr. Pennypacker, if you're here, and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?"

Kramer: "The factory?"

Jerry: "The Saab factory?"

Kramer: "Jerry, that's in Sweden!"
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Thomassoulo: "George, you're not really handicapped, are you?"

George: I've had my difficulties."

Thomassoulo: "I saw you running down Amsterdam Avenue, lifting that 200 pound motorized cart with one hand."

George: "Mr. Thomassoulo, during times of great stress, people are capable of super human strength. Have you ever seen the Incredible Hulk, sir?"

Thomassoulo: "No."

George: "How about the old Spider Man live action show?"

Thomassoulo: "George, I realize we've signed a 1 year contract with you, but at this point, I think it's best that we both go our separate ways."

George: "I don't understand."

Thomassoulo: "We don't like you. We want you to leave."

George: "Clearer."
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Kramer: "Newman and I are reversing the peepholes on our door so you can see in."

Elaine: "Why?"

Newman: "To prevent an ambush."

Kramer: "Yeah, so now I can peek to see if anyone is waiting to jack me with a sock full of pennies."

Jerry: "But then anyone can just look in and see you."

Kramer: "Our policy is we're comfortable with our bodies. You know, if someone wants to help themselves to an eyefull, well, we say, 'Enjoy the show.'"
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Kramer: "Nobody carries wallets anymore! I mean, they went out with powdered wigs! Yeah, see here's what you need. Just a couple of cards and your bankroll. See, I keep the big bills on the outside."

Jerry: "That's a five!"
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Kramer: "Well, more bad news Jerry. You know the police, they found another victim of the Lopper in Riverside Park. I saw the photo, and it looked a lot like you."

Jerry: "Oh, come on, there's a lot of people walking around the city that look like me."

Kramer: "Not as many as there used to be!"

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