The Seinfeld Appreciation Thread

[starsgoblue]

Glamour?!

 

[lauren430]

Elaine: I will never understand people.

Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst!

 

[maro_chik]

But I don't wanna be a pirate!

 

[dandy]

Elaine: So, basically what you're saying is 95% of the population is undate-able?
Jerry: undate-able!
Elaine: So how are all these people gettin' together?
Jerry: Alcohol.


it's funny because it's true.

 

[tarquinsuperb]

I am breaking up with YOU!

 

[odowdpa]

I saw Seinfeld live in Syarcuse about three weeks ago and people continuously chanted down for him to do the heeelllllllo bit. he did it a # of times.

his new routine is hilarious as well. one being how people try their hardest to work the word 'ass' into a conversation. 'im gonna kick your ass - my ass! - your're just blowing smoke up my ass - kiss my ass - etc. etc. etc. - people were rolling on it.

 

[trinn]

"Dolores"

 

[Mr. BAW]

"I was in the pool, I was in the pool!!"

 

[Zoots]

I love Seinfeld! So what if it's a show about nothing? Some people make a big deal out of that line.

 

[starsgoblue]

I'm sorry, you can't return an item for spite.

 

[dandy]

George: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that's a fantasy camp.

 

[brokethebread]

George: Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that's a fantasy camp.

Are you the assman?
Yes I am.

 

[maro_chik]

"She had man hands..."

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

"Dolores"

I never did find out what female body part that rhymed with? Ovaries?

George: You're giving me the "it's not you it's me"? I invented "it's not you it's me"!!!

 

[pepokiss]

HUCHY MAMAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[mmmBono]

I never did find out what female body part that rhymed with? Ovaries?

*ahem*

clitoris.
lmao!

 

[BrownEyedBoy]

 

[achtung_zoo]

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen, you see an eclair in the receptacle, and you think to yourself, 'What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.

 

[lmjhitman]

they're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!

 

[trevster2k]

You can stuff your sorrys in a sack, mister.

 

[JessicaAnn]

You know what you are? You're a ribbon bully!

 

[Nate Dogg]

Feels like an Arby's night.

 

[U2@NYC]

*ahem*

clitoris.
lmao!

Is your name Mulva?

 

[maro_chik]

"No, I'm not a lesbian! I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian!"

 

[achtung_zoo]

"And the peat...aaah, the peat!"
- Jerry

 

[pepokiss]

WHERE'S BONOCHICK WHEN YOU NEED HER??????

 

[Mr. BAW]

CANTSTANDSYA!!!!!

 

[maro_chik]

Kramer: I mean isn't there like statue of limitations on that?
Jerry: Statute.
Kramer: What?
Jerry: Statute of limitations. It's not a statue.
Kramer: No, statue.
Jerry: Fine, it's a sculpture of limitations.

 

[JessicaAnn]

"You don't have to help nobody. That's what this country's all

"It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!" about"

Words of Wisdom from everyone's favorite lawyer, Jackie Chiles

 

[Chizip]

Kramer : It's just a write off for them.
Jerry : How is it a write off?
Kramer : They just write it off.
Jerry : Write it off what?
Kramer : Jerry all these big companies they write off everything
Jerry : You don't even know what a write off is.
Kramer : Do you?
Jerry : No. I don't.
Kramer : But they do and they are the ones writing it off.