Well, we all know Ronald Moore cracked the code and all solved all the world's problems when he said "God did it!" on BSG. Which can only mean that
Jeremy Irons' Long Lost Son has a Six really trapped in his head.
But yeah, if Boner can somehow tap into The Killing and find some inspiration, then maybe they can actually remain relevant by having 'God walk through the room'...only God won't be walking through the room. He'll send an Angel in his place and she'll be some blonde-aggro-chick who is actually screwing redheaded Mormon Lady's boyfriend. And Boner will see this story as "extraordinary" and it will inspire him to pen his sixth unfinished current project that will eventually morph into a musical about Fraggle Rock. Produced and Directed by Boner's 'spiritual companion', Jacob, who is actually an ageless man who was given the special sauce near the cave by that lady from the West Wing.
And the political side-plot is actually an non-linear afterlife construct. And Richmond will wander into a church and find his dead father and find out that he's been dead all along. He'll get over his 'daddy issues' and finally be able to 'move on' and 'let go'. Then, redhead Mormon Lady will be killed in the 'real reality' and she'll end up in the Political Sideways Afterlife. Richmond then gets to remember nailing Mormon Lady (Richmond is somehow the father of her kid), although in the Political Sideways Afterlife, Richmond has somehow made Mormon Lady to actually looks like this:
Not that there is anything wrong with Mormon Lady, but she's no Kate.
And unfortunately Boner will see this is all as a metaphor for Africa.
While it is obviously supposed to be a metaphor for Israeli-Palestine relations.
So they'll screw up and it will be seen as a 'flop' by members of the band.
Boner will then spend the next several years apologizing on behalf of the Cock.
When we all know it was always Larry's idea to use a procedural crime drama TV show as inspiration, when they should have used BSG like The Man said.
Meanwhile...all of this was just an excuse to post a pic of Evangeline Lilly.