The Dark Knight review thread

[No spoken words]

For the movie NSW should be played by the sidekick guy from Sean of the Dead. I can be played by Ricky Gervais. Or vice versa, I don't really care. Especially since Mickey Rourke is taken and he's the only dude I'd actively petition to play me.

I see Casey Affleck playing GAF.

 

[LMP]

Or Alan Cumming.

 

[UberBeaver]

Great casting. Or one of you can be John C. Reilly.

John C. Reilly = pfan in "flash forward" scenes.

 

[lazarus]

My god, I go away for an hour and all hell breaks loose.

I will be played by Zombie Heath Ledger, thank you.

 

[No spoken words]

My god, I go away for an hour and all hell breaks loose.

I will be played by Zombie Heath Ledger, thank you.

You should be played by Martha Plimpton.

 

[UberBeaver]

Or Alan Cumming.

I see him playing screwtape. Dalton = Hugh Jackman. LemonMelon = Kelsey Grammer. Axver = Patrick Stewart. We can call that group the Ex-Men.

 

[lazarus]

Dalton = Huge jackass.

Maybe Vin Diesel should play him, then.

 

[LMP]

John C. Reilly = pfan in "flash forward" scenes.

My god, I go away for an hour and all hell breaks loose.

I will be played by Zombie Heath Ledger, thank you.

You should be played by Martha Plimpton.

3 in a row, amazing.

 

[No spoken words]

Laz is sort of in a zone tonight.

 

[LMP]

I see him playing screwtape. Dalton = Hugh Jackman. LemonMelon = Kelsey Grammer. Axver = Patrick Stewart. We can call that group the Ex-Men.

Screwy is Dennis Hopper circa Blue Velvet.

"DON'T YOU FUCKING LOOKING AT ME!"

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

I see Casey Affleck playing GAF.

Casey Affleck wishes he had my charisma or sex appeal.

 

[UberBeaver]

Reggie and Carlos = Night at the Roxbury guys.

 

[No spoken words]

Casey Affleck wishes he had my charisma or sex appeal.

Have you ever kissed a girl when sober?

 

[No spoken words]

Reggie and Carlos = Night at the Roxbury guys.

Oh hell yes.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Have you ever kissed a girl when sober?

In the last 2 days? No.

 

[UberBeaver]

el_fa = John Cusack

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Rob33 can be played by Clint Howard:

 

[LMP]

Reggie and Carlos = Night at the Roxbury guys.

 

[Dalton]

I think the guy that directed Memento should direct the next Batman. I loved Memento. I'd like it if Batman couldn't remember who he was or what he stood for, so he just tattooed notes to the Bat suit and went ape shit. Then, in the end it turns out that Danny DeVito really wasn't the Penguin at all. That'd be awesome.

Fucking win.

 

[UberBeaver]

Don't patronize me.

 

[LMP]

Rob33 can be played by Clint Howard:

Pitch fucking perfect.

 

[No spoken words]

Martha Plimpton should have gotten more laughs.

 

[UberBeaver]

Fucking win.

Nice. Another Memento fan.

 

[lazarus]

Martha Plimpton should have gotten more laughs.

It's probably because she's ugly.

With Clint Howard as Rob33, who the hell are we supposed to cast as Muldfield?

 

[UberBeaver]

It's probably because she's ugly.

With Clint Howard as Rob33, who the hell are we supposed to cast as Muldfield?

Jeff. Goldblum.

 

[Dalton]

who the hell are we supposed to cast as Muldfield?

 

[No spoken words]

It's probably because she's ugly.

With Clint Howard as Rob33, who the hell are we supposed to cast as Muldfield?

 

[Dalton]

to cast as Muldfield?

 

[corianderstem]

With Clint Howard as Rob33, who the hell are we supposed to cast as Muldfield?

Chris Carter.

Or that politically insightful Battlestar dude he's always mentioning. Ira Steven Behr. (i think)

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Who do you want to play you in the Interference movie, Cori?