The Dark Knight review thread

[LMP]

Batman vs. Jesus

Batman vs. FergieJesus

 

[Lancemc]

Batman vs

 

[No spoken words]

You think Nate will ever travel to Gotham, Germany?

To CHEAT he might. Hm-m......

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Batman vs. Dalton

 

[LMP]

Batman vs.

 

[Lancemc]

GET YOUR ASS TO MARS

 

[No spoken words]

See you at the party!!!

 

[UberBeaver]

To CHEAT he might. Hm-m......

Nate really is an awesome name for a bad guy. Just Nate. He cheats, he has no notion of HONOR and TRUST! And his catch phrase is, "Now for the hard part......you know how I know all your secrets?.......I'M CHEATING!" And then BAM, he does silly shit to them.

 

[Lancemc]

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Batman vs. the Pearl Jam album Vs.

 

[Lancemc]

Batman vs. Eddie Vedder's Osc... oh wait.

 

[LMP]

Nate really is an awesome name for a bad guy. Just Nate. He cheats, he has no notion of HONOR and TRUST! And his catch phrase is, "Now for the hard part......you know how I know all your secrets?.......I'M CHEATING!" And then BAM, he does silly shit to them.

And he's really Powers Boothe.

Batman vs.

 

[No spoken words]

Nate really is an awesome name for a bad guy. Just Nate. He cheats, he has no notion of HONOR and TRUST! And his catch phrase is, "Now for the hard part......you know how I know all your secrets?.......I'M CHEATING!" And then BAM, he does silly shit to them.

I like it.

Can his mortal enemy be Kick-Jack Maghee?

 

[LMP]

Guys, I think it's time for us to cast Interference: The Movie.

 

[Lancemc]

I'm Batman.

Wait, what?

 

[No spoken words]

Guys, I think it's time for us to cast Interference: The Movie.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Guys, I think it's time for us to cast Interference: The Movie.

I'll take the lead role.

My mom always said I was cute.

 

[No spoken words]

Starring GAF as Mickey Rourke in Barfly.

 

[Lancemc]

Well my mom always said you were a lousy lay.

 

[UberBeaver]

Batman vs. the Pearl Jam album Vs.

That'd be real good for about 2 minutes, 58 seconds....then, it just get kinda meh.

 

[No spoken words]

Beav is good for about 58 seconds....then, it just gets kinda meh.

Wow.

 

[LMP]

I'll be Michael Caine in Get Carter.

 

[Lancemc]

That was weak, NSW.

 

[UberBeaver]

And he's really Powers Boothe.

Batman vs.

Yes. Yes. Yes.

I like it.

Can his mortal enemy be Kick-Jack Maghee?

Yes. And KJM has a side kick named Dan Brown that NATE kicks the shit out of at every opportunity. Then he ties Dan Brown up, makes him watch as he bangs his hispanic mistress / secretary Lolita Delavalalala and mails the pictures back to his wife. This is coming together NICE!

 

[No spoken words]

That was weak, NSW.

You know what? You're 100% right.

 

[UberBeaver]

Wow.

Dude, even the first 58 aren't that good.

 

[Lancemc]

You know what? You're 100% right.

What else is new...

 

[No spoken words]

Yes. Yes. Yes.




Yes. And KJM has a side kick named Dan Brown that NATE kicks the shit out of at every opportunity. Then he ties Dan Brown up, makes him watch as he bangs his hispanic mistress / secretary Lolita Delavalalala and mails the pictures back to his wife. This is coming together NICE!

Oh, well done.....

 

[UberBeaver]

For the movie NSW should be played by the sidekick guy from Sean of the Dead. I can be played by Ricky Gervais. Or vice versa, I don't really care. Especially since Mickey Rourke is taken and he's the only dude I'd actively petition to play me.

 

[LMP]

For the movie NSW should be played by the sidekick guy from Sean of the Dead. I can be played by Ricky Gervais. Or vice versa, I don't really care. Especially since Mickey Rourke is taken and he's the only dude I'd actively petition to play me.

Great casting. Or one of you can be John C. Reilly.