The bank is worth the risk. I need it, brother. We should stay and take it down.

[Cin]

damn, he's really let himself go...

I always think of him as:

this was my favorite movie ever thanks to the lovely Val.

I can't believe he looks like that now

 

[Daddysgonnapay]

what the WHAT?

 

[lazarus]

...Waingro!

Look at me. LOOK AT ME!!

McCauley for Treasurer.

 

[U2DMfan]

So the Attorney General nominee is dead. Thanks Neil.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Lauren Gustafson for Secretary of State. All growns up.

 

[lazarus]

Thank god Vincent stopped that suicide attempt.

Imagine a world without her.

 

[lazarus]

So the Attorney General nominee is dead. Thanks Neil.

...and Hugh Benny is ready to take his place on the ticket.

AND PROSECUTE THAT SHIT!!

 

[LMP]

Look at me. LOOK AT ME!!

McCauley for Treasurer.

Hanna for Police Commissioner.

He's gotta hold on to his angst. He preserves it because he needs it. It keeps him sharp, on the edge, where he's gotta be.

 

[lazarus]

Commissioner? No way Hannah's coming off the streets for a glorified desk job.

 

[LMP]

Commissioner? No way Hannah's coming off the streets for a glorified desk job.

What are you, a fucking owl?

 

[lazarus]

Charlene Shiherlis for State Comptroller

I'm not even sure what a comptroller is, but it sounds kind of hot.

 

[LMP]

Why would you get mixed up with that bitch?

 

[lazarus]

Hey, she saved our candidate for governor. Easily could have thrown him to the cops, but she gave him the "get the hell out of town" signal instead.

 

[U2DMfan]

Cuz she got a GREAT ASS!!

 

[RedRocksU2]

This thread delivers.

 

[LMP]

Hey, she saved our candidate for governor. Easily could have thrown him to the cops, but she gave him the "get the hell out of town" signal instead.

Cuz she got a GREAT ASS!!

Right answer.

Ferocious.

 

[lazarus]

I remember going to see Double Jeopardy at the $1 theatre just to watch Ashley Judd for 2 hours. I just kept leaning over to my friend and saying "My god she's hot" over and over again, and I don't normally get carried away like that.

I also liked Eye of the Beholder, which no one else seemed to. Ewan McGregor+Ashley Judd+Vertigo homage=

 

[U2DMfan]

Wasn't she like nude throughout that whole Luke Perry movie?

At least that's the only thing I would remember about it.

 

[Dalton]

I remember going to see Double Jeopardy at the $1 theatre just to watch Ashley Judd for 2 hours. I just kept leaning over to my friend and saying "My god she's hot" over and over again, and I don't normally get carried away like that.

I own Underworld for that very same reason. Kate Beckinsale ftmfw.

 

[powerhour24]

Obsession with Heat is A-OK, obsession with horrible Val Kilmer photos... not so much.

 

[U2DMfan]

Bosko for Department of Health and Human Services

Nate's unseen Daughter for Press Secretary

Det. Casals for Department of Indian Affairs

 

[U2DMfan]

I own Underworld for that very same reason. Kate Beckinsale ftmfw.

I actually walked up to a check-out counter one time (this had to be about 1996) and laid a movie up there and this dude (about my age) said "I know there's only one reason your buying this." and I said "Damn straight."

The movie was Embrace of the Vampire.

Alyssa Milano. Lesbian vampire.

Oh and I agree about Kate, she's about as yummy as it gets.

 

[Dalton]

I'm into vampire chicks cause you already know they're into sucking.

Yeah Laz, I said it.

 

[lazarus]

Way to steal Triumph's Bon Jovi joke.