The Academy Awards 2010

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The only thing that could have made it worse for Laz would have been Spielberg introducing Paul McCartney to honor the dead.

 

[Imperor]

Imagine the tumult at whatever hipster/stoner party Laz is at that occurred when The King of Pop's visage appeared on-screen.

Between that and the gauged-ear creep Vera was loving on, he's having a pretty lousy night.

 

[corianderstem]

I saw that question mentioned on another site. Was she only in TV shows and TV movies?

Hell, if Michael Jackson gets in there, Farrah should have been there, too.

Oh, goody. Dancing. Time to get that mini creme brulee from the fridge.

 

[Imperor]

Just when I was about to say this show needs more ridiculous dancing.

 

[corianderstem]

WHAT THE SHIT IS THIS????

clf

 

[No spoken words]

You know, I guess the thing is that no matter how much music I listen to, no matter how many museums I go to, no matter how many books I read, I'll always be a middle class kid from The Bronx and thus dance performances such as this one will always make me bored or sleepy or both.

 

[LemonMelon]

Breakdancing is all Sherlock Holmes needed to achieve ultimate 21st century relevance.

 

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Who invented interpretive street dancing?

I kill them.

 

[Imperor]

Up certainly made me want to do the robot.

 

[corianderstem]

They cut the best song performances in favor of this? As boring as most of those songs were this year, I'd still rather see that than this.

 

[PhilsFan]

What have I missed? I forgot about this because I don't really care since I saw basically no films in 2009.

 

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ABC presents:

Dancing with the Avatars

 

[corianderstem]

What have I missed? I forgot about this because I don't really care since I saw basically no films in 2009.

George Clooney making multiple bitchfaces.

A John Hughes tribute.

Some bullshit dancing.

 

[LemonMelon]

Gabourey Sidibe's face disappeared at that angle.

 

[corianderstem]

Huh, did they leave Bea Arthur out of the tributes, too? Rude.

 

[Imperor]

Peef, your new signature just made me go from six to midnight.

 

[No spoken words]

See GAF? Being a fluffer is not a waste of time.

 

[corianderstem]

Sam Worthington is so boring.

 

[PhilsFan]

Peef, your new signature just made me go from six to midnight.

Violet's not the only thing that's high.

 

[No spoken words]

Violet's not the only thing that's high.

May is gonna be such an outstanding fucking month.

 

[Imperor]

FAMlLY LOVE MICHAEL

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Michael Giacchino is such a baller. His score for Up was definitely deserving of that award and was one of the best things about that film. And his work on Lost is so great. Probably my favorite music of any television show ever.

 

[Thora]

Michael Giacchino is such a baller. His score for Up was definitely deserving of that award and was one of the best things about that film. And his work on Lost is so great. Probably my favorite music of any television show ever.

He does the music for Lost too? I did not know this. That's totally awesome.

 

[LemonMelon]

Will a female use her feminine mystique to sway the Academy? Will a black man use his superior rhythm to funk up history? ...or will some white guy win? FIND OUT.

 

[PhilsFan]

May is gonna be such an outstanding fucking month.

Three weeks of BSS to The NASH! to LCD Soundsystem ... it's an indie kid's wet dream, isn't it?

 

[Imperor]

Ebert's equally peeved Avatar won for cinematography. Validation!

RT @ebertchicago WTF? Cinematography for "Avatar" and all that CGI and green screen? Not for Basterds or White Ribbon?

 

[Jive Turkey]

fucka you, dorphin!

 

[corianderstem]

I need to see Food Inc. I don't think I could bear to watch the dolphin movie.

 

[Jive Turkey]

Will a female use her feminine mystique to sway the Academy? Will a black man use his superior rhythm to funk up history? ...or will some white guy win? FIND OUT.

lol, i made the same joke to my living room

 

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If I watch Food Inc. I'll stop eating steak.....and I like steak.