The Academy Awards 2010

[corianderstem]

I totally missed the boat on Rosemary's Baby. Snoozefest.

 

[deep]

looks like hurt locker will have the most wins tonight

 

[Imperor]

Yes, E. Banks. Yes.

 

[corianderstem]

I thought Spielberg was coming out, what with that E.T. music and all.

Where's Tyler Perry? Didn't they threaten us with promise us Tyler Perry????

 

[No spoken words]

Me too.

 

[Jive Turkey]

I thought Spielberg was coming out, what with that E.T. music and all.

I announced the same thing to my living room

 

[corianderstem]

I've been making announcements to my cat, but she remains uninterested in anything I have to say.

 

[Thora]

Seen on Twitter: How can a 4 hour show give awards for editing?

 

[No spoken words]

Oh shit, it's Gibson Girl.

 

[corianderstem]

Ooooh, I'd forgotten all about V!

I do really love Miss Congeniality.

 

[No spoken words]

"mishigas"


Nicely done, Sandra.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Harry fucking Potter.

 

[Imperor]

Cool. An all CGI film wins cinematography over the lush and gorgeous Basterds.

 

[corianderstem]

Do you think that's maybe the first time Omaha has ever gotten a mention on the Academy Awards?

 

[No spoken words]

THE LANG!!!

Fuck yes.

 

[No spoken words]

Ironic to have someone whose career died a long time ago honor the deceased.

(I meant Moore, not Taylor)

 

[Jive Turkey]

why get a boob job just to smoosh them down with your dress?

 

[corianderstem]

Demi either made a pact with the devil or daily drinks the blood of the young to keep looking so amazing. Maybe it's surgery, but kudos to her for not looking like one of the plastic surgery-ridden unfortunates.

 

[No spoken words]

Dalton.

 

[Imperor]

Really wish Taylor would leave one of my Mt. Rushmore Beatles tunes alone.

 

[corianderstem]

Oh my god, a Dom DeLouise clip from the Muppet Movie!

 

[Jive Turkey]

Sleep well, sweet prince

 

[LemonMelon]

"Taylor, your voice communicates melancholy and despair, so we don't mind wheeling you out. Just promise us you won't play anything of your own or play loudly enough that we can hear you."

Dalton

 

[Imperor]

Michael Jackson. Because why not?

 

[corianderstem]

I was wondering if they'd throw him in there and claim "Moonwalker" counted or "Captain EO" or something. I forgot about "The Wiz."

Natasha Richardson. That was so sad.

 

[No spoken words]

Michael Jackson. Because why not?

Imagine the tumult at whatever hipster/stoner party Laz is at that occurred when The King of Pop's visage appeared on-screen.

 

[Lila64]

really wish taylor would leave one of my mt. Rushmore beatles tunes alone.

this.

 

[LemonMelon]

"Happy Town" is a misnomer???

Keep in mind, I have no idea what juxtaposition is.

 

[corianderstem]

Imagine the tumult at whatever hipster/stoner party Laz is at that occurred when The King of Pop's visage appeared on-screen.

I can hear his angry ranting from Seattle. His bitter rage is mighty.

 

[Thora]

What about Farrah Fawcett? I didn't see her in there...