Oscar Nominations & Awards Show

[LMP]

Having a vibrator for a father does NOT make you a robot.

"Open the vagina bay doors, HAL."

"I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave."

 

[LMP]

I'm a costumed hero, a masked vigilante.

Comedian died tonight.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Is Sean Penn crying again?

 

[Lancemc]

Comedian died tonight.

Going off topic even further, did you watch any of those yahoo clips from the movie?

 

[bonoz]

Jerry Lewis.. that's how you give a top acceptance speech.

 

[LMP]

Going off topic even further, did you watch any of those yahoo clips from the movie?

Yes.

I'm really, really hoping that they're better in context. The Doc Manhattan clip was fantastic though.

 

[deep]

it really is penis shriveling music

Is the Academy contractually obligated to play Coldplay songs?

for christ sake
I should not have to wear a cup in my own house

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

/clf

what the hell does clf stand for?

 

[LMP]

If you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, listen to Coldplay and you'll go back to normal.

 

[Zoots]

I didn't even know Jerry Lewis was still alive.

 

[LMP]

what the hell does clf stand for?

Caps lock filter.

 

[U2isthebest]

Is Sean Penn crying again?

Probably. Man, I love him. He's my favorite actor of all time, but I swear if he wins and starts bawling, I will laugh at him.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

what the hell does clf stand for?

Caps lock something.

I had to learn that from a young'un.

 

[Lancemc]

Is that my daughter in there?

 

[U2isthebest]

Is that my daughter in there?

Mystic River jokes. Too soon.

 

[deep]

deep, you might want to hide your penis.

if that is your best line

it could work.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

Caps lock filter.

See?

And get this: "this" has replaced "qft"

You kids really ought to send out a weekly e-mail telling us old ladies what the new slang is.

 

[LMP]

See?

And get this: "this" has replaced "qft"

You kids really ought to send out a weekly e-mail telling us old ladies what the new slang is.

I'm too busy playing in deep's yard.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

if that is your best line

it could work.

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

See?

And get this: "this" has replaced "qft"

You kids really ought to send out a weekly e-mail telling us old ladies what the new slang is.

I had no clue "this" was a replacement for anything.

I'm old.

 

[Lancemc]

I think I want Milk to win this award, even though I gave Button the slight edge in my own picks.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I'm too busy playing in deep's yard.

Do I even want to know what that means?

 

[LMP]

Do I even want to know what that means?

It's an age joke.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I had no clue "this" was a replacement for anything.

I'm old.

Being old ftl.

Why does High School Musical dude always look pissed?

 

[Dalton]

Do I even want to know what that means?

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

It's an age joke.

Ah, got it.

Seriously, guys, BD's going to go postal if she hasn't already...

 

[Babydoll]

Ffs....

As much as I love A.R.R, this is too much!

 

[Babydoll]

Ah, got it.

Seriously, guys, BD's going to go postal if she hasn't already...

I threw my remote at the TV, April

 

[WildHoneyAlways]

Being old ftl.

Why does High School Musical dude always look pissed?

He's worried about his hair and makeup.

 

[LMP]

Jai ho.