Lindsay Lohan busted for DUI

[lauramullen]

I didn't know she smoked that much.

 

[Sicy]

I dont have heartburn. But I also dont smoke 2 packs a day.

 

[financeguy]

I switched brands and my heartburn stopped. I've been trying to give up for nine years and have been on and off them for nine years, no exaggeration. I never smoked as much as two packs a day however, though some brands would give me terrible heartburn.

 

[Sicy]

Lindsay smokes Parliaments I think.

 

[Daddysgonnapay]

I was changing a light fixture. I thought I was on the bottom rung of the ladder when I stepped off. I was on the second rung. No ground, I hit my head on the corner of the building. When the bleeding would not stop after two hours, my dog made me go to emergency.

that is a good dog!

 

[corianderstem]

Stand back - I'm going to pay Lindsay a compliment.

I really like her handwriting.

Lindsay Lohan's Revealing Tweets, Courtroom Notes - A-Line: the celebrity style blog - omg! on Yahoo

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Lindsay's handwriting

 

[deep]

that is a good dog!

yes, she got a dog biscuit that day.

YouTube - BAILEYBAL.MP4

 

[Daddysgonnapay]

AWWWWWWWWWWWW.....good girl

 

[lauramullen]

 

[Carek1230]

Whoever did Lindsay's nails did a crappy job.

 

[Sicy]

Lindsay Lohan Don't Drop the Soap Game | TMZ.com

 

[kassandra]

Lindsay Lohan Don't Drop the Soap Game | TMZ.com

that is hard!

 

[lauramullen]

 

[Sicy]

The high score is 5. That's how hard it is lol.

 

[Lila64]

I had 14! Just keep chasing the soap!

 

[Daddysgonnapay]

haha...I got eleven!

 

[Sicy]

The LiLo Takes a Spaceship to Jail Game! | TMZ.com

wtf why are these games so hard.

 

[Sicy]

Lindsay Lohan Strikes A Pose In Her Prison Jumpsuit

 

[lauramullen]

I got a 6.

 

[deep]

14 for the win !

Lindsay Lohan to serve 14 days of 90-day sentence, Sheriff's Department document says


Lindsay Lohan is expected to be released from a Lynwood jail on Aug. 2, serving only 14 days of her 90-day sentence, according to a Sheriff's Department booking document.


Until now, Sheriff's Department officials have said they were not sure how many days Lohan would spend behind bars. Even though the judge called for 90 days, overcrowding in the jail typically means that inmates only serve 25% of their sentences, sometimes less.


The booking document lists Aug. 2 as the "projected release date." A Sheriff's Department spokesman could not immediately reached for comment. It's possible Lohan could serve more time because judge ruled out work release or electronic monitoring in the probation-violation case.

 

[lauramullen]

I thought I saw something on one of those tablod magaizes that she is suicidal.

This is what happnes when you get famous and rich when you are young. Britney Spears is another example of that.

 

[deep]

14 days and then released to serve the balance of her time in the custody of Mel Gibson.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Lindsay Lohan Strikes A Pose In Her Prison Jumpsuit

Hot.

 

[Sicy]

I knew you'd like that GAF.

 

[Carek1230]

Look how the orange brings out the fake and bake tan in her skin!

 

[deep]

wha

 

[lauramullen]

Look how the orange brings out the fake and bake tan in her skin!

That is so true.

 

[subnet]

those lips will come to great use in jail

 

[deep]

Spoiler

"fire crotch", "fire crotch", "fire crotch", "fire crotch"

Lindsay Lohan Is Being Mocked By Fellow Inmates

Lindsay Lohan has reportedly been brought to tears in jail (pictured), because her inmates have been calling her "fire crotch." This actually sounds awful, made even worse by the dubious tale of her inmates "chanting" this nickname while she lays in her cell. One recently-released inmate explained: "Lindsay didn't say nothing. She was crying though." Apparently the other girls are sick of seeing the starlet receive special treatment: "Like if she even moves, they put the whole facility on lockdown. It happens all the time," a relative of an inmate explained. But with each teardrop she sheds, we know Lohan will come out of jail any day now, lessons, uh, learned the hard way: by being called a fire crotch. That'll teach 'er.