Help me understand the very existence of Perez Hilton

[The Sad Punk]

So, yeah, this piece of shit got beat up by Will.I.Am.'s bodyguard last night in Canada.

Spoiler

The Perez Hilton-will.i.am feud, digitally direct to the masses - Los Angeles Times

fagit

 

[corianderstem]

Violence is never the answer, but I can't help but feel a bit of shameful joy ... schadenfreude, if you will ... that someone decided they weren't going to take that bullshit from that tool.

Would it also be wrong of me to have a little bit of hope that this becomes such a huge scandal that will.i.am and the other Black Eyed Peas have to pull out of their opening dates for U2?

... yeah, that's not going to happen. But a girl can dream.

 

[Bonoa]

I would beat him up just because he's friends with Paris H.

 

[DaveC]

Would it also be wrong of me to have a little bit of hope that this becomes such a huge scandal that will.i.am and the other Black Eyed Peas have to pull out of their opening dates for U2?

I, for one, will cheer just a little bit louder for the Black Eyed Peas because of this.

 

[corianderstem]

Actually, I dig that idea. Count me in.

 

[Tiger Edge]

You should all wear "I hate Perez" shirts at the show.

 

[daygloeyes2]

His twitter updates are unintentionally hilarious.

 

[kafrun]

Would it also be wrong of me to have a little bit of hope that this becomes such a huge scandal that will.i.am and the other Black Eyed Peas have to pull out of their opening dates for U2?

If it's wrong, then I was thinking very wrong things yesterday

 

[U2isthebest]

I never thought I'd appreciate any of Will.I.Am's work. Now I do.

 

[drdre12]

Perez Hilton is a cancer to society. I feel sorry for him. It's even more sad that so many people visit his site and have made him "famous".

 

[kellyahern]

This almost makes up for "My Humps."

Almost.