Last night's episode of Glee "stink, stank, stunk." Okay, maybe my assessment is a bit harsh, but I was underwhelmed and I kept looking at my clock during Glee's airing. I love "How the Grinch Stole Christmas"(the late Dr. Seuss and I share a birthday), but I wish the writers would have tried something a bit more original instead of reiterating a holiday classic. Sometimes I think Glee is a bit full of itself, and is resting on its laurels. Then again, maybe it will regain steam once it comes back in February. A girl can dream right? Here is my Glist.
Sue the Grinch-by GLG
1. Why do I think Will's act of charity towards the homeless kids seemed more like a plan to impress Emma than actually giving a shit about homeless kids? Damn, I've grown cynical over this character.
2. Also, Will's sweaters were all kinds of fug. What's next? A Cosby sweater?
3. I saw Sue tampering with the Secret Santa coming a mile away.
4. Brittany's ditziness used to be kind of charming, but now I find it irritating. A high school student still believing in Santa Claus? Yes, I know Glee is hardly realistic, but come on!
5. That being said, I thought Brittany talking to Coach Bieste dressed up as Santa Claus was charming. Coach Bieste is becoming a favorite of mine. I like how she combines toughness with empathy and kindness.
6. There are two Jewish characters on this show, Rachel and Puck, and we can't even have a moment of them singing, "I Have a Little Dreidel?" Even my shiksa ass has made latkes!
7. I loved Blaine and Kurt's duet on "Baby, It's Cold Outside." And I wish they would have kissed afterward. I need my hoyay!
8. I'm really getting sick of Sue using Becky for her evil ends. Making Becky into Max the "reindog" and pulling her around just looked exploitive. I hope Becky's parents get on Sue's ass.
9. I know the glee kids aren't exactly popular with their peers, but having a teacher throw a shoe at them while they're caroling? Are they President George W. Bush?
10. When Will came home and noticed the fire in the fireplace, the first thought I had was Terri broke in and was going to tell Will she's pregnant for real this time. Nope, it was Sue and the glee kids making sure Will is not alone on Christmas because we all know they have absolutely nothing important to do for Christmas. Where are Will's parents? I would have loved to have seen Will's mother get drunk on eggnog and fall into the Christmas tree.
11. Artie's ReWalk is the real deal.
Argo Medical Technologies
12. Okay, was I the only one who coveted Rachel's adorable navy dress with the white piping? Nope.