Fictional Characters - Quotes, Pictures, etc.

[kramwest1]

^ My favorite!

"I have a cunning plan."

 

[Purplereign]

. . . jumping on the Blackadder bandwagon

"Baldrick, I want you to go out and buy a turkey so large you'd think it's mother had been rogered by an omnibus."

 

[80sU2isBest]

George Bailey: You sit around here and you spin your little webs and you think the whole world revolves around you and your money. Well, it doesn't, Mr. Potter. In the whole vast configuration of things, I'd say you were nothing but a scurvy little spider. And...
[turning to his aide]
George Bailey: And that goes for you, too!

 

[purpleoscar]

Blackadder: Oh, God, God, God! What on earth was I drinking last night? My head feels like there's a Frenchman living in it.

Ahhhhhh. They don't make shows like that anymore.

 

[kramwest1]

Not to forget Black Adder IV

Blackadder: Now Baldrick, fix me some coffee, and make it taste slightly less like mud this time.
Baldrick: Not easy I'm afraid, Sir
Blackadder: And why is this?
Baldrick: 'cause it is mud. We ran out of coffee 13 months ago
Blackadder: Brilliant. So every time I've drunk your coffee for the past 13 months, I have in fact, been drinking, hot mud.
Baldrick: With sugar...
Blackadder: ...which makes all the difference
Baldrick: Well, it would if we had any sugar, but we ran out New Years Eve 1915. Since when, I've been using sugar substitute...
Blackadder: ...Which is?
Baldrick: Dandruff. But I could add some milk this time, or, Saliva
Blackadder: No thank you Baldrick. Call me Mr. Picky, but I think I'll pass.
Baldrick: That's probably because you're mad, sir!
Blackadder: Well, quite!

 

[Purplereign]

^

< has just decided what to get the hublet for christmas this year

oh, and just so I am still on topic

Melchett: I bring grave news of your former favourite, Lord Blackadder.
Queenie: Oh, good!
Melchett: It appears he wishes to marry a girl called Bob.
Queenie: That's a very odd name for a girl, isn't it? Girls are normally called Elizabeth... or Mary.
Nursie: And Donald.
Queenie: Mouth is open, Nursie: should be shut.
Nursie: But it's true, sweet one. I had three sisters and they were called Donald, Eric and Basil.
Queenie: Then why's your name Nursie?
Nursie: That isn't my real name.
Queenie: Isn't it?
Nursie: No.
Queenie: What is your real name then?
Nursie: Bernard.

 

[80sU2isBest]

I never liked Black Adder. I thought Mr. Bean was better.

 

[hardyharhar]

Father Gerald (Rowan A)......................... Four Weddings and A Funeral

"In ther name of the father, the son & the holy goat"

 

[purpleoscar]

YouTube - Blackadder - Oh, it's a scythe!

 

[BluRmGrl]

Blackadder... and Mr. Bean!

 

[MsPurrl]

Did someone mention Mr. Bean? I'd sure like to see again the Christmas show where he got his head stuck in a turkey. "Would you like some tea?" "If you're having some." "Well . . . I might . . . ."

 

[purpleoscar]

I'd sure like to see again the Christmas show where he got his head stuck in a turkey. "Would you like some tea?" "If you're having some." "Well . . . I might . . . ."

YouTube - Christmas Turkey

 

[MsPurrl]

Thank you, thank you, thank you!!

 

[MsPurrl]

"Stuck . . . Stuck! . . . STUCK!!" (Flick, "A Christmas Story")

 

[purpleoscar]

YouTube - Hamlet, To be or not to be - Kenneth Branagh

 

[kramwest1]

"Fra-GEE-Lay...must be Italian."

Darren McGavin as Mr. Parker--The Old Man

 

[Lila64]

Elizabeth in Young Frankenstein

Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

 

[purpleoscar]

YouTube - Annie Hall - Happy Couple

Happy couple talking to Alvy Singer in Annie Hall​

 

[MsPurrl]

"He looks like a pink nightmare." ("A Christmas Story")

 

[waynetravis]

Elizabeth in Young Frankenstein

Oh. Where you going?... Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you're out with the boys to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh... I think I love him.

"Hello, vould you like to hav a roll in ze hay wiv me?"

 

[Lila64]

'UTTIN' ON THE 'IIIIITZ

 

[kramwest1]

More Mel Brooks!!!

Blazing Saddles

Bart (Cleavon Little): Are we awake?
Jim-The Waco Kid (Gene Wilder): We're not sure. Are we black?
Bart: Yes we are.
Jim-The Waco Kid: Then we're awake, but we're very puzzled.

 

[waynetravis]

Jim: [consoling Bart] What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

 

[kramwest1]

Jim: [consoling Bart] What did you expect? "Welcome, sonny"? "Make yourself at home"? "Marry my daughter"? You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.

If anyone likes Blazing Saddles and hasn't listened to the audio commentary track by Mel Brooks, you must. It is really funny and interesting--I'd say almost as funny as the movie.

 

[purpleoscar]

Do you think the bass is taking away from the vocal? ~ Dirk Diggler Boogie Nights

YouTube - the touch

Dirk: What can you expect when you're on top? You know? It's like Napoleon. When he was the king, you know, people were just constantly trying to conquer him, you know, in the Roman Empire. So, it's history repeating itself all over again.

 

[MsPurrl]

"Only I didn't . . . say . . . fudge . . . ." ("A Christmas Story")

 

[Lila64]

Warren: [from outside] Franks and Beans! Franks and Beans!

 

[kramwest1]

^Markie Post always will make me think of John Larroquette/Dan Fielding of Night Court:

Judge Harry Stone: If I had a dime for every woman...
Assistant D. A. Dan Fielding: You could make a phone call.

 

[Lila64]

 

[hardyharhar]

Skip & Harry (Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor)........... Stir Crazy