Charlie Sheen....what the hell?

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Capri Anderson -- Charlie Sheen's Hotel Mystery Girl -- Porn Star | TMZ.com


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Anderson -- who's been in a ton of adult features -- has told friends she's extremely upset about recent reports that she's either an escort or a prostitute ... Anderson is adamant she's NOT a working girl.



She is not a hooker!!!
hookers have sex for money.
 
:lol: Good point, Dalton. We all very well COULD have this totally wrong-drunken night, mystery girl, trashed room...maybe he's just doing a remake of 'The Hangover'?

Sicy said:
I dont know why but that made me :lol:
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:D I aim to please.

Sicy said:
I know right? His kids were in the NEXT ROOM. :doh:
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Chaaaaaaarming :|. If I were those kids, once old enough I'd probably seek an emancipation or something.

Sicy said:
Charlie Sheen -- Hotel Room Photos

Well, I have seen worse hotel rooms.
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Completely off-topic, but looking at that reminds me of a story my sister told me about a trip she and a friend took a few years ago to Denver. When they entered their motel room, all the furniture-stuff like chairs, a lamp, even the small bedside dresser, I think-was sitting on one of the beds :huh:. They have photographic evidence of this around somewhere.

Back on topic, I love how women like the one mentioned in deep's post get all uptight and offended about that stuff. Were you having, or planning to have, sex with him for money? Then most people are going to call you the obvious. Sorry :shrug:.

Angela
 
i guess it's too much to hope that the ambulance crew that showed up treated him like every other drunken shitbag they've ever picked up? because that'd be awesome. that's what i would do.
 
They offered him a choice between going down to the police station, or going to the hospital. So yeah they didn't treat him like every other drunken shitbag (but that's no surprise).
 
I saw an interview with an entertainment reporter from E-he texted her (she showed the text on her phone) and asked her what the media was saying about him. I guess he's too busy with porn stars or something to find out for himself, or he just likes texting pretty blondes (he called her sweetie and ended it XO). But of course he's saying that it was all blown out of proportion.

He has a 20 something year old daughter who just got married, I saw a picture of him walking her down the aisle. Time to grow up? At least have the maturity to not do those things when your little daughters are across the hall.
 
Sicy said:
They offered him a choice between going down to the police station, or going to the hospital. So yeah they didn't treat him like every other drunken shitbag (but that's no surprise).
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nah, cops call it a "choice" because they'd prefer to say the drunken shitbag opted to go to the ER rather than lock-up because it's less paperwork for them.
 
on David Letterman last night...
"Charlie Sheen's toxicology report came back today....it showed he had enough cocaine is his system for Two and 1/2 Men"

:lol::lol::lol:
 
:crack::crack::crack::crack::crack:

He's high on a drug called Charlie Sheen, he wants a raise to 3 mil per episode, he's going to sue CBS.


Delusions of grandeur much?

(CNN) -- In interviews with two television networks that aired Monday, Charlie Sheen said he has cured his substance abuse addictions with his mind -- and alleged that CBS, which put his sitcom on hiatus, is trying to take his money and destroy his family.

Sheen said he would go back and finish the season of "Two and a Half Men," which CBS halted last week after Sheen called a radio show. But, he said, because of his psychological distress, he wants $3 million per episode rather than the $2 million he was making.

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special," Sheen told NBC. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not bitching a total freaking rock star from Mars. And people can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."

He later said he has "tiger blood and Adonis DNA."

CBS and Warner Bros. Television said in a joint statement last week that "Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of 'Two and a Half Men' for the remainder of the season."

CBS previously placed the sitcom on "production hiatus" after the actor began rehab treatments. The show had been scheduled to resume taping on four more episodes this week. It's not clear if "Two and Half Men" will return for a ninth season.

Sheen told ABC he plans to sue CBS "tons" for halting the show.

"Everybody thinks I should be begging for my job back," he told NBC. "And I'm just going to forewarn them that it's everyone else who's going to be begging me for their job back."

"Come Wednesday morning, they're going to rename it Charlie Bros., not Warner Bros.," he said.

He said he never showed up on the set drunk or high, but acknowledged he might have showed up "a little bit sideways" because of lack of sleep. Asked whether he missed a day of work, he said, "not a day that cost anybody any money," saying he might have missed "practice."

"When I step between the lines, it's on," he said. "And I'm there to show others how it's done. It's not really rocket science."

Sheen insisted to both NBC and ABC that he is clean -- and ABC revealed the results of a drug test showing that he tested negative for the presence of 10 drugs.

Asked the last time he used drugs, he replied, "Don't remember. Don't care. Drug tests don't lie."

"I closed my eyes and made it so with the power of my mind," he said when asked how he cured himself of his addictions. "I had to unload 22 years of fiction and just decided I don't believe that anymore." When asked to elaborate on "fiction," he said, "The fiction of AA (Alcoholics Anonymous). It's a silly book written by a broken-down fool who is a plagiarist."

He said he renamed his home Sober Valley Lodge during his rehabilitation, and "we wouldn't allow AA to be a part of it."

On whether he worries about his five children someday reading about his issues, Sheen said, "God, no. Talk about an education."

He would not talk about recent high-profile incidents during which he allegedly was using drugs and alcohol and became violent, saying only that the people who are talking about the incidents "weren't there" and calling their accounts "the gibberish of fools."

"I can't do that right here, because that means I have to expose people," he told ABC when asked about the incidents. He denied being violent, but said he does have a violent side "when it's needed to protect my family, absolutely. And it's not like anything you'll ever see."

He said as far as he knows, there are no drugs in his home, but said he will throw them away if he finds them.

Told his fans are worried about him, Sheen told NBC he is fine, saying "I've always had a plan. I've executed it perfectly."

But he says that now, he is at "war" with CBS and the show's co-creator, Chuck Lorre. Asked whether he is angry, he said he is "passionate. I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger."

The network is "trying to take all my money and leave me with no means to support my family." He said he will fight them "with zeal, and with focus and violent hatred."

But he denied any anti-Semitic intent behind his earlier comments on Lorre, in which he said Lorre's real name was Chaim Levine. "I've never had that in my past," he said. "You can look as deep and as far as you want."
 
Somebody needs to mash these most recent interviews up with the Mel Gibson/Christian Bale phone call.

"I cured myself...WITH MY MIND" "Ohhhhh, GOOOOD, for you!" "You should just fucking smile...AND BLOW ME!"
 
U2isthebest said:
Somebody needs to mash these most recent interviews up with the Mel Gibson/Christian Bale phone call.

"I cured myself...WITH MY MIND" "Ohhhhh, GOOOOD, for you!" "You should just fucking smile...AND BLOW ME!"
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I had a conversation just like this last night. Guess with who. :sexywink:
 
Charlie Sheen Interview: A Special Edition of 20/20 - ABC News


Watch the video... the guy's definitely bonkers.

"I AM ON A DRUG. IT'S CALLED CHARLIE SHEEN. IT'S NOT AVAILABLE BECAUSE IF YOU TRY IT ONCE YOU WILL DIE. YOUR FACE WILL MELT OFF AND YOUR CHILDREN WILL WEEP OVER YOUR EXPLODED BODY!"



:coocoo:


EDIT: This stuff is comedy gold!

Interviewer: Some people say you're bipolar.

Charlie: Oh wow. I'm bi-winning... I win here I win there.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
LOL, U2isthebest, that'd be entertaining :D.

"I'm tired of pretending I'm not special," Sheen told NBC. "I'm tired of pretending I'm not bitching a total freaking rock star from Mars. And people can't figure me out. They can't process me. I don't expect them to. You can't process me with a normal brain."
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...say what now?

He's becoming more and more of an ass with each new thing that comes out. He needs to go get help for whatever the hell's going on with him ('cause clearly something is deeply off) and just...go away and grow up.

Angela
 
I think we should stop analyzing anything about his sanity and just appreciate how quotable his life has been for the past few weeks. In other words, let's all just get addicted to winning together.

He referenced Allen fucking Iverson. He's now buddies with Lenny Dykstra. Nails! Nails has been broke for two years.
 
Some of his quotes are quite hilarious. Some of them are the kind of babble that evokes the memory of another Charlie. Either way, this is funnier than any of Two And A Half Men's scripts for the past two or three seasons.
 
It's reached the point where it's crossed the line from amusing celebrity flame-out to extreme discomfort because the guy is seriously off the rails.

Like with Britney and Lindsay before him, I can no longer derive any celebrity flame-out amusement from this.
 
Charlie Sheen is kinda my hero right now


and oh my. look how ugly this cat is

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corianderstem said:
It's reached the point where it's crossed the line from amusing celebrity flame-out to extreme discomfort because the guy is seriously off the rails.

Like with Britney and Lindsay before him, I can no longer derive any celebrity flame-out amusement from this.
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I don't think he's all that different, to be honest. He's always been this mix of crazy and cranky, it seems now he really just doesn't give a fuck. The quotes are more extreme, and you're getting more per minute, but they're not really that weird for him.

Everyone is assuming he's about to blow, you see lots of comments below all of these articles about him along the lines of "I think we all know what the next headline will be", but I wouldn't be so sure. I think he's crazy, cranky and cocky, but there's more than a touch of the Keith Richards about him as well. It's not like he only discovered drugs and booze a few months ago. He's been at this for the best part of 30 years.
 
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