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Old 04-03-2011, 02:21 AM   #196
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Apparently night one did not go so well for him.
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Old 04-03-2011, 02:32 AM   #197
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Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour -- Bombed in Detroit | TMZ.com
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Apparently night one did not go so well for him.
Good.
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Old 04-03-2011, 12:26 PM   #199
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GAF took the word right out of my mouth.
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Old 04-03-2011, 08:19 PM   #200
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wait that was real?
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Old 04-04-2011, 04:54 AM   #201
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Chicago = winning!

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Charlie Sheen's "Torpedo of Truth" Round 2: "I Won!"

Sun., Apr. 3, 2011 9:55 PM PDT by Ken Baker


After bombing in Detroit, it would seem Charlie Sheen found his frantic footing again after staying up until 4:30 in the morning reworking the show, he tells E! News.

"I just got back to basics," Sheen tells us. "Gotta go with what got you to the dance and give the people what they want. On the bus someone said, 'You know, we could just keep driving to L.A.' I said, 'F-ck that. That's what losers do. I won.' "

So what did the Chicago crowd experience that the Detroit crowd didn't?

MORE: Charlie Sheen Will "Reboot" Live Show for Chicago

Charlie, sitting in a chair, just talking. Which was the idea he apparently came up with in the wee hours of the morning between Detroit and Chicago. Sheen sat onstage with only a pack of cigarettes and his friend/tour coproducer Joey Scoleri interviewing him.

The show, which began 20 minutes late, started with Sheen receiving a standing ovation from the crowd along with chants of "Detroit sucks!" He then stood before the sold-out audience and read them a letter:

"Dear f--king awesome Chicago," he began, the paper shaking in his right hand. "I'm a veteran of a disturbing odyssey that at times had me questioning the very nature of my soul." Sheen, alluding to the disaster in Detroit, proclaimed he was back and stronger than ever.

Scoleri told the crowd he was going to ask Charlie "all the sh-t you guys wanna know." Instead of videos, rappers and opening acts, Sheen's show was as raw as it gets, much to the delight of the ticket-buyers. Among topics covered during the sit-down:

Marriage: "Marriage for me sucked," Sheen said. "I'm 0-for-3." He then called Denise Richards "the kidnapper" and spoke very bluntly about the night in March the cops raided his house, saying, "Nice try, bitch. I got those kids back didn't I? She sent 9,000 cops to my house looking for drugs and guns. They found one gun from 1848."

His Aspen domestic violence arrest: "I don't know if we can get into that," he said, keeping mum. "There's legal sh-t happening with that. Aspen f--king sucks."

On CBS: "I didn't walk away from sh-t. I got fired. That's not f--king cool. They didn't give a f--k that I was hammered for eight years. But as soon as I spoke back and said, 'F--k you, you're a creep…' I'm not knocking Two and a Half Men. I'm talking about the weirdos who run it. If they hired me back I'd do it again."
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On AA: "I just stopped. I don't believe in all your fiction, all your bullsh-t. I got tired of losing. I said, 'F--k all this. It's time for winning.' "

How to be a goddess: After ripping off his shirt and bringing the crowd to its feet, a blonde in the front row shouted that she wanted to be one of his goddesses. "You have to be f--king me. Start there. The rest is up to you!" But apparently Sheen is wary of more than two ladies at a time. "I tried a third. I did. You can't keep an eye on the third one," he complained. "I have two eyes. I have two goddesses. I'm not bipolar. I'm bi-winning." Soon after, the goddesses were paraded out for a photo op.

On paying for sex: "So much f--king easier. Plus, I ran out of sh-t to buy."

The Plaza Debacle: "Here's what really sucks: I never f--ked her! And that's the f--king truth. You owe me a watch and some f--king love. That's what TMZ won't f--king tell you. Trolls, Music, and Zombies that's what it f--king stands for."

Well, the fans certainly got what they paid for: an in-depth and uncensored look inside Charlie's brain. Afterward, Sheen told fans, "I'm having the best time of my life. Unlike that death sentence that was Detroit."

The show ended with a standing ovation. After the show, Charlie was congratulated on his comeback. "Comeback? That would mean I was down," he responded with a smile.

Read more: Charlie Sheen's "Torpedo of Truth" Round 2: "I Won!" - E! Online
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6:40 PM: The goddesses just walked out on stage. We're told Charlie just pointed to audience members who are smoking weed and said, "That's winning!"

6:48 PM: Charlie asks, "How many 'Two and a Half Men' fans are here, and who wants to see me back on it?" Do I want to be back on it? Well f**k yeah I do! I made them 5 billion!"

6:50 PM: Charlie says, "I've had a ball in Cleveland. I should move here ... is anyone hiring?" Unemployment jokes kill in Cleveland.

6:55 PM: Crowd goes nuts when Charlie puts on an Indians hat, and then gives his dad props ... asking, "How many 'Apocalypse Now' fans are here? Martin Sheen, ever hear of him ... he's the coolest guy on the planet."

7:00 PM: Big finish -- Charlie says, "F**k Milwaukee! We are filming Major League 3 here! Cleveland do u feel like you are winning?" He closes with, "I love you all goodnight!" ... and walks off to a standing ovation."

Sounds like a full 180 from the opening night disaster in Detroit.
more winning!
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5:50 PM: Another audience chant -- this time directed towards Charlie's ex Denise Richards ... with people yelling, "F**K THAT B*TCH"

Nice!

Lowest common denominator...
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5:50 PM: Another audience chant -- this time directed towards Charlie's ex Denise Richards ... with people yelling, "F**K THAT B*TCH"

Nice!

Lowest common denominator...

Pretty much what one would expect considering they PAID to go see him. The fools in Detroit paid to boo him. No problem. Charlie will gladly take their money... and use them as comic fodder in other cities.
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Whatever he thinks of her or no matter how much he's willing to sell himself out for money or ego or whatever...she is the mother of two of his children. One day they can find out on the internet, or maybe kids will already say things to them in school.

"Winning" fatherhood there
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Yes, I agree. Soon enough the kids will find out how much of a shitbag dad he is if they didn't know already.
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:22 PM   #207
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Lowest common denominator...
That would mean the majority of people think/would do that. Just sayin'

I think you mean "dregs of society"
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I read on Twitter that Charlie was being considered for the next season of Big Brother. If I were a castmate I'd be very scared!
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he won't do Big Brother

after the huge successes of both Spin City and 2 and 1/2 Men

I imagine he will get a sitcom again
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he won't do Big Brother

after the huge successes of both Spin City and 2 and 1/2 Men

I imagine he will get a sitcom again

Sitcom? Hell, he'll probably get his own reality show called Chasing Charlie or some shit.
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