Celebrity crushes

[The Sad Punk]

Scarlett Johansson

Straight, but this is the hottest picture in the thread.

 

[U2isthebest]

forgot a couple of my future husbands and a few of my straight girl crushes.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Justin Timberlake

Nicole Kidman

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Sarah Jessica Parker

 

[mad1]

can I just say, SJP, prob the only girl in the world (okay, she ISNT but seems that way) to wear anything, and I mean anything, from a bin-liner to the wildest, biggest, craziest lookin dress ever - and get away with it! love her for that

 

[skjuls]

Gerry Butler

Alexander Skarsgård

 

[corianderstem]

If we're talking straight-girl crushes on other women on a purely physical level, then yes. Scarlett Johannson is right up there.

But my girl-crushes are usually on women who are all-around awesome, not just hot.

 

[UberBeaver]

Monica Bellucci.

 

[No spoken words]

Monica Bellucci.

Besides our names and our alma mater, this is the only thing we have in common.

 

[UberBeaver]

Besides our names and our alma mater, this is the only thing we have in common.

And we both vomit at the sight of each other. See? We're not that different you and I.

 

[wenda]

If we're talking straight-girl crushes on other women on a purely physical level, then yes. Scarlett Johannson is right up there.

But my girl-crushes are usually on women who are all-around awesome, not just hot.

Aww, Tina!! Love her.

 

[Slapnutz]

Michelle Pfeiffer

Emmanuelle Beart (pre-botox)

Angelina Jolie

Elisabeth Shue

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

Natalie Portman

Patricia Arquette

Trish Stratus

Fiona Apple

Ashley Judd

According to the latest statistics, I have a crush on 75 per cent of the female population.

 

[UberBeaver]

According to the latest statistics, I have a crush on 75 per cent of the female population.

They don't call you slapnutz for nothing, eh? EH?

 

[No spoken words]

And we both vomit at the sight of each other. See? We're not that different you and I.

We also both killed a man in Vienna, but that was a lifetime ago.

 

[U2isthebest]

They don't call you slapnutz for nothing, eh? EH?

HI-OH!

 

[U2isthebest]

We also both killed a man in Vienna, but that was a lifetime ago.

I thought you both shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I thought you both shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

no, I did that...

 

[No spoken words]

I thought you both shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

That was Elfa.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

LOL! did you see me type that or was that off the cuf?

 

[U2isthebest]

no, I did that...

I can't keep track of all these homicides.

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

I also ripped out a dude's heart and showed it to him before he died...

I tried doing the same with eyeballs once but that was complicated...

 

[U2isthebest]

I also ripped out a dude's heart and showed it to him before he died...

I tried doing the same with eyeballs once but that was complicated...

It's time someone went to

 

[Slapnutz]

They don't call you slapnutz for nothing, eh? EH?

It is both a blessing and a curse. But monthly trips to the GUM clinic help ease the mind.

 

[UberBeaver]

I thought you both shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

That was elfa.

 

[No spoken words]

LOL! did you see me type that or was that off the cuf?

Totally off the cuff. Nice.

 

[U2isthebest]

Oh hai, thought of some more guys I would not turn down having wild sex with.

Jason Lewis

Tom Brady

David Beckham

Michael Johns from Season 7 of "American Idol"

Jason Castro from Season 7 of "American Idol"

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Everyone in this thread has terrible taste. Except for whoever it was that posted Kristen Stewart. And those of you bastards who think you have a crush on Alexis.

If any of you harm a hair on her head I will, in fact, injure you.

 

[corianderstem]

Everyone in this thread has terrible taste.

Says the guy who thought Clark on Top Model was hot.

 

[GirlsAloudFan]

Clark is sooooooo hot! That's not a flattering picture. And what's up with the old lady pearls?

Anyway. I'm not sure if this counts as a "crush" because she's my girlfriend, but I'll post a picture of her anyway. We've been going steady now for four months.

 

[Earl-Of-IMDb]

HAHAHAHA yeah Ill take your word for it. iplay whatever icon:

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

eh, i don't feel like posting any pics but i will second that i do like cillian murphy...and i would like christian bale more but that thing on the bridge of his nose creeps me out. is it a wart? mole? sty? i don't know but i want to attack him with a scalpel and cut it off.

 

[No spoken words]

i don't know but i want to attack him with a scalpel and cut it off.

That's what Lorena Bobbitt said.