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UberBeaver

UberBeaver

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Wilfred Brimley - Grandfather / Oracle
Yul Brenner - The King
Monica Bellucci - Monica Belucci
Judy Dench - NRA President Geary
Hugh Grant - Davis Howell CPA
Natalie Portman - Padme (Flashbacks)
Daniel Craig - Anakin age 35 - 45
Seth Rogan - Young Davis Howell
Charles Bronsan - The Visitor from Yonder
Amy Adams - Stacy
Amy Ryan - Stacy's mom
Siena Miller - Teresa Howell
Dave Chapelle - Barney
Jim Bruer - Cut Throat McGee
Tom Cruise - Maverick



This is the cast for the first story. I'll add more later.
 
Ed Harris - Serpentor
Carl Weathers - Juice
Monica Bellucci - Monica Bellucci
Jack Nicholson - The King of England
Chris Berman - Yorick
GAF - Town Drunk
Cloris Leachman - The Madame
Ian MacShane - Bloodhouse Jones
Thor - Senator Sclootum
Robert Downey Jr - The spy
Clive Owen - McHawk
Scarlett Johansen - Sally
Robert Redford - The Underlord
Usain Bolt - Martin "Speed" Hasleth
Sarah Palin - Mae West
 
UberBeaver said:
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Are you going to cast your movie or just continue to waste my time? Did you see a Perfect Storm?
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fine:

Pizza Delivery Guy 1: Andy Dick
Old Man Weatherby: Morgan Freeman
Conjoined Twin 1: Ray Romano
Conjoined Twin 2: Peter Ustinov
Lady Windermere: Meryl Streep
Son of Dog Boy: Keanu Reeves
George: Gary Oldman
Larry The Cable Guy: Larry The Cable Guy

say hi to your mother for me...
 
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Ed Harris - Serpentor
Carl Weathers - Juice
Monica Bellucci - Monica Bellucci
Jack Nicholson - The King of England
Chris Berman - Yorick
GAF - Town Drunk
Cloris Leachman - The Madame
Ian MacShane - Bloodhouse Jones
Thor - Senator Sclootum
Robert Downey Jr - The spy
Clive Owen - McHawk
Scarlett Johansen - Sally
Robert Redford - The Underlord
Usain Bolt - Martin "Speed" Hasleth
Sarah Palin - Mae West
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I would totally see this. Interesting choice of Usain Bolt - but it fits - i just hope he can pull it off. I thought DiCaprio's Hasleth was awful - not so much DiCaprio's fault, I don't think the Director had the correct vision for the role.
 
UberBeaver said:
I would totally see this. Interesting choice of Usain Bolt - but it fits - i just hope he can pull it off. I thought DiCaprio's Hasleth was awful - not so much DiCaprio's fault, I don't think the Director had the correct vision for the role.
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Thanks.

Bolt is a risk, but, you know me....my casting choices usually include a risky choice or two......DiCaprio was fine, he seemed to understand the pathos of the character, but, as you say.....the Director did not really utilize him correctly.....
 
elevated_u2_fan said:
fine:

Pizza Delivery Guy 1: Andy Dick
Old Man Weatherby: Morgan Freeman
Conjoined Twin 1: Ray Romano
Conjoined Twin 2: Peter Ustinov
Lady Windermere: Meryl Streep
Son of Dog Boy: Keanu Reeves
George: Gary Oldman
Larry The Cable Guy: Larry The Cable Guy

say hi to your mother for me...
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Is Son of Dog Boy actually going to be on screen? You're going to bring that mother into the light? NICE! I'm there - Day 1.

I'm psyched for the Weatherby / Windermere end game as well. Good stuff.
 
elevated_u2_fan said:
I'm just worried about Larry The Cable Guy... I'm not sure he can pull off such a difficult role...
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He's an under rated actor. He played Larry the Cable Guy to perfection in the Larry the Cable Guy movie. Plus his early work on the televised Larry the Cable Guy show, where he totally rose to the task of play the infinitely layered Larry the Cable Guy really shows his versatility. I mean, most people peg Shia Lebeouf or a young Brad Pitt to play Larry the Cable Guy - maybe Guy Peirce or Edward Norton - but I like your outside the box thinking of going with Larry the Cable Guy in this role - I think it will pay off. Really add a whole new dimension to the Larry the Cable Guy character - and prove once and for all that Larry the Cable Guy can play more than just a stock stereotyped character. Git er done, El-Fa!
 
The planned sequels:

Doghorse III - Overdog
Doghorse IV - Return of the horse
Doghorse V - Unicorn dreams
Doghorse VI - The Horsedog
Doghorse VII - The Wrath of Mr. Ed
Doghorse VIII - Kickboot
Doghorse IX - Killdown
Doghorse X - Whoever wins, we lose
 
Me - As myself
Alexis Bledel - Rory Gilmore
Kristen Stewart - Sex Slave #1
Natalie Portman - Sex Slave #2
Alessandra Ambrosio - Sex Slave #3
Sean Connery - The Pimp
Keanu Reeves - Astro-Physicist
Ozzie Guillen - Mayor of Sextown
Kobe Bryant - Wrongfully imprisoned rapist
Samuel L Jackson - Liqour store owner
Michael Stipe - Heterosexual stage performer
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Colonel Mustard
Charlton Heston - Villain
Cheryl Tweedy - Henchman #1
Naveen Andrews - Henchman #2
Jason Alexander - Art Vandelay
 
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The planned sequels:

Doghorse III - Overdog
Doghorse IV - Return of the horse
Doghorse V - Unicorn dreams
Doghorse VI - The Horsedog
Doghorse VII - The Wrath of Mr. Ed
Doghorse VIII - Kickboot
Doghorse IX - Killdown
Doghorse X - Whoever wins, we lose
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this is all well and good, but when does The Rescue Pet Squad make an apperance?
 
GirlsAloudFan said:
Me - As myself
Alexis Bledel - Rory Gilmore
Kristen Stewart - Sex Slave #1
Natalie Portman - Sex Slave #2
Alessandra Ambrosio - Sex Slave #3
Sean Connery - The Pimp
Keanu Reeves - Astro-Physicist
Ozzie Guillen - Mayor of Sextown
Kobe Bryant - Wrongfully imprisoned rapist
Samuel L Jackson - Liqour store owner
Michael Stipe - Heterosexual stage performer
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Colonel Mustard
Charlton Heston - Villain
Cheryl Tweedy - Henchman #1
Naveen Andrews - Henchman #2
Jason Alexander - Art Vandelay
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Oh, a period piece. Nice.
 
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