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Old 10-13-2008, 10:11 PM   #76
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That's funnier than most people that post in here will think. Well done.
Why is the Rapist now an Alien Rapist?
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The council has spoken. The AMENDMENT remains.
why was I not notified of this?
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Old 10-14-2008, 10:27 AM   #78
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ALIEN WAR


Starring

Tom Cruise
Val Kilmer
And NSW

As three travellin boys lost in a forest.

A light shines down

The boys get their plastic knives and forks out.

The aliens get their 20 inch fingers out.

Let the battle commence.



a 20 min movie that actually wins an Oscar for Best Foreign Movie 2009.
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Old 10-14-2008, 10:41 AM   #79
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Is NSWs catch phrase going to be, "PROBE ME!"


el_fa, you know that the swoop council waits for no man.
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Old 10-14-2008, 10:43 AM   #80
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no NSW stands there wearing a cap and saying 'Oh sh*t' so many times you can smell the poo from his pants as you sit there in the cinema!
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Old 10-14-2008, 10:44 AM   #81
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I no longer want to see this movie.
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Old 10-14-2008, 10:48 AM   #82
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why Uber? it will be the first scratch and sniff movie.


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look seriously, they try to kidnap our NSW, but he gets his green laser out and screams 'F***K you assh*8les' as he charges forward up the ship steps in slow motion as our hero and we dont see him for at least 30 seconds.

because he will emerge covered in green goo and a wedding ring from the Queen Alien.

this movie will be unbelievably crap it wont even be available on DVD.
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Old 10-14-2008, 10:52 AM   #83
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I think after they kidnap him he just annoys the fuck out of them because he keeps asking, "Hey, are we going to do the beach volleyball scene now? Come on. Let's do the beach volleyball scene now. Talk to me, Goose. Beach volleyball? I've been practicing...got my knee brace and everything...." So they put him in the plane and keep trying to recreate the eject scene when it goes bad for Goose. Only on MARS!
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Old 10-14-2008, 10:54 AM   #84
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As usual Tom Cruise will have the expensive haircut, the leather jacket, the baseball cap, the ‘Steven-Spielberg-is-my-best-friend-ever’ grin, and the robotic moves and lines to make us all fall in love with a crap movie.

He will make girls swoon, and make guys jealous.

He will be the front leader in this quest and Val Kilmer will be his guard dog.



actually it could be an Alien become Top Gun movie

NSW takes his shirt off and exposes a really huge tattoo, as they bounce balloons (not volleyballs!)



naah we have to make Mike the little hero.
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el_fa, you know that the swoop council waits for no man.
The council shall be abolished then... I have no need for the old ways...
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:05 AM   #86
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naah we have to make Mike the little hero.
Can it be a Tragedy then? Where the hero dies? A real slow and painful death too - like in Braveheart - but slower and more painful?


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The council shall be abolished then... I have no need for the old ways...
You put all your hopes in this new "science"? Is this not just a newer version of the old ways?
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Old 10-14-2008, 11:09 AM   #87
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if you want.

shall we have it that he is sawn in half, he leaves the ship crawlin on his hands with this shot of intestines showing and stretchin out about 6 ft, and his butt just leakin out behind him like a pile of slop slowly makin its way to the bottom thanks to gravity, this sharp cry of 'why WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!' comin from Mike as he holds his broken plastic knife. these dead legs all scary hairy just spread flat as they slink behind, all the while Tom and Val just standing gobs hitting the ground.
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shall we have it even more that 20 kiddie aliens jump on his butt and treat it like a bouncy castle?

HELL YES MORE!




I say, I make a gory Alien movie. proper plastic jobs with 90 inch neck so thin you would have to study hard to see it.





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