alexvilagosh
War Child
Old Man Waterfall: "Do your worst, you sea devils. I'll make my stand with Old Freebie. You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit!"
Palace of oppression: *crush*
Old Man Waterfall: "Argh, my spirit!"
Bender: "And so I ask you this one question. Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?"
Zapp: "Please point out the person in this court room you had sex with."
Leela: *sigh* *points at Zapp*
Fry: "Whoooooo!"
Zapp: "And his name is ...."
Leela: "Zapp Brannigan."
Zapp: "The very same Zapp Brannigan who did not blow up DOOP HQ. I rest my case."
But my favourite of all Futurama quotes/moments...
Leela (dressed as a man with a beard): "Fry, don't you recognise me?"
Fry: "*squints eyes* ...Hermes?"
Cracks me up every time.