2014 Oscars Extravaganza!

[corianderstem]

Original Score.

Original Song SHOULD be next.

Well, duh, dear.

 

[deep]

jennifer biel looks sensational

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

If U2 does win this we can look forward to a poster awkwardly recalling the time that U2 got an Oscar from Cuba Gooding Jr. in about a month.

 

[LemonMelon]

That's actually a win Gravity deserves. One of maybe two (visual effects).

 

[corianderstem]

If they win, I want Jamie Foxx to go in for an awkward hug and Bono to brush him off.

 

[gump]

 

[bono_212]

An award I really wanted Gravity to win

 

[corianderstem]

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHlNG!

 

[U2BROTHR]

Drum roll!

 

[prbiker15]

Here we go.

 

[deep]

Gravity will have the most wins

can it get film and director??

 

[cobl04]

Happy is so much better than all those other songs it's ridiculous.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

People are like who's Paul Hewson tho

 

[ClaytonsKitten]

Welp, time for bed.

Where's the album?

 

[deep]

sorry, Brother

 

[prbiker15]

That was to be expected. Congrats to the 'Frozen' gang.

There goes our surprise announcement for a new album and tour.

 

[U2BROTHR]

Christmas is ruined!

 

[corianderstem]

Bono was well-prepared for his gracious face.

 

[david]

Someone will have hell toupee.

Sent from my AT300 using U2 Interference mobile app

 

[cobl04]

These two channeling James Murphy on Losing My Edge.

 

[LemonMelon]

Happy is so much better than all those other songs it's ridiculous.

Agreed.

That performance of Let It Go actually made it worse, somehow.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

I didn't give two shits about Frozen beating out U2... until that thank you speech.

 

[bono_212]

Now disperse.

 

[namkcuR]

I really feel like Let It Go is the weakest of the four nominated songs.

Oh well, whatever.

So I guess we have two screenplay awards, then director/actor/actress/picture.

 

[youarenotimmune]

FUCK Let It Go

 

[LemonMelon]

Now disperse.

No, we still have to brace for outrage.

 

[brooklynmike]

People are like who's Paul Hewson tho

Ha! I was thinking the same thing. When they said Paul Hewson, there was a weird groan.

 

[corianderstem]

Someone will have hell toupee.

Ha haaaaa.

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

People be like U2 didn't even write that song anyways, some guy named Paul Hewson did tho

 

[jeevey]

I didn't give two shits about Frozen beating out U2... until that thank you speech.

Word. Don't people have handlers to screen that shit out for them?