Wouldn't Flowers & Chocolate Be Easier?

[nbcrusader]

Shangai Couples Have Matching Nose Jobs

Nothing says I love you on Valentine's Day like a box of candy, a bouquet of roses _ and matching noses.

China's obsession with plastic surgery is finding fresh demand from couples who are going under the knife to get their noses and even their eyes done as a sign of their love for one another, the official newspaper China Daily reported.

30% increase in business for Valentine's Day.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

well at least it's not a breast augmentation and an, um..enlargement

 

[nbcrusader]

Really can't touch that one...

 

[verte76]

Very strange. What will they think of next?

 

[Irvine511]

heterosexuals are *so* weird!

 

[a-mole]

well at least it's not a breast augmentation and an, um..enlargement

hmm it is all the same to me
unnecessary and risky alteration of one own body.

ah well.. at least it is self inflicting and does not hurt others for a change... it creates jobs

 

[indra]

...and I thought matching tattoos was a bad idea...

 

[Doozer61]

heterosexuals are *so* weird!

 

[nbcrusader]

Especially for lawyers (for the breast implant litigation).

 

[Dreadsox]

well at least it's not a breast augmentation and an, um..enlargement

Was that comment for me.....

Size does not matter to me.....

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Was that comment for me.....

Just the penis enlargement one

Breasts don't revolve around you, get over it

 

[OceanGirl]

Very very strange!

 

[deep]

i think chocolates would be easier

Man severs penis to prove faithfulness

Tue May 30, 6:46 PM ET

- A man who apparently severed his penis in an attempt to convince his wife that he was faithful to her was recovering after surgery to reattach the organ at a northern Malaysian hospital, a news report said Tuesday.


The 41-year-old man, who was not identified, got into an argument last Friday with his wife, who found a text message on his mobile phone from another woman. The man was heard by his son shouting that he wanted to prove he was not having an affair, the New Straits Times reported.

The assertion was followed by loud screams and the man emerged from his room bleeding profusely, his 14-year-old son quoted as saying. His wife rushed him to hospital.

 

[U2democrat]

 

[U2Girl1978]

 

[Muggsy]

"I love so much that I'm going to give you my pee pee in a heart sheaped box"...

 

[nbcrusader]