Who's Gonna Claim This One?

[nbcrusader]

Suspicious package indeed: Device that forced I-75 and Daniels shut was a prosthetic penis

The device — found on the side of Daniels Parkway under the northbound I-75 overpass — a was prosthetic penis. There's no word yet on whether the penis was designed to serve medical or recreational needs.

 

[bonosloveslave]

What's that Austin Powers line......

 

[AvsGirl41]

"Honestly, it's not mine, that's not my bag, baby!"
"...and also this book, 'Swedish Penis Enlarger Pumps and Me, That's My Bag, Baby' by Austin Powers."

 

[martha]

Medical needs?


"Oh yes, I use it for medicinal purposes only."

 

[U2democrat]

 

[joyfulgirl]

The cylinder was more than a foot long in a plastic bag

 

[dandy]

 

[verte76]

Egads, that's weird.

 

[deep]

They were right to call the police.

Those things are not harmless !!

prosthetic or real !!

 

[coemgen]

This is why you should always put your name on your . . . package.

deep, you deserve an award for making me laugh out loud at work the most.

 

[BAW]

 

[deep]

try again

They were right to call the police.

Those things are not harmless !!

prosthetic or real !!

deep, you deserve an award for making me laugh out loud at work the most.

 

[datatyme]

Be careful, you could poke an eye out with that thing!

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Objects may appear larger than their actual size..

My Mother always said, don't pick up strange men on the side of the road.

 

[Angela Harlem]

The cylinder was more than a foot long in a plastic bag

That answers the questions about medicinal or recreational needs!