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Old 11-01-2004, 04:22 PM   #16
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I think it might actually be the most boring fight ever. None of them strike me as the boxing type.

A swordfight, on the other hand...
We should invite these guys to one of our medieval re-enactment events, put them in armor, give them each a sword, and see who wins the fight.
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Old 11-01-2004, 04:50 PM   #17
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Kerry's got the reach on Bush by virtue of the height difference. Kerry could just dance out of Bush's reach and snap off some good jabs.
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I think Bush would normally take somebody like Kerry.

But if Kerry had the nerve to swing back, Bush is so indignant he would probably sit there and contemplate in amazement, and Kerry would pulverize him with weak left handed hooks until Bush fell down and motioned to Cheney who would then send in the robot that he created to go in and decimate Kerry with a body slam technique called the 'flip-flop'.

Don't fuck with robots.
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LOL that boxing pic is awesome.
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I think you are all overlooking a boxers most vulnerable spot - his chin.
With this in mind there can be only one winner.
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