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Old 07-18-2001, 08:41 AM   #16
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Originally posted by 80sU2isBest:
Originally posted by bonoman:
The biggest tall tale in the history of mankind.Who knows?
I do, because he lives in me. His Holy Spirit has taken residence in me. And it is no tall tale, I can assure you of that.


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Old 07-18-2001, 09:02 AM   #17
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Perhaps he is a fictional character, afterall religeon is the opium of the masses

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Originally posted by socalu2fan:
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen-year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy... the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical... summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds... pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
This is quite good. Great addition to an otherwise blase thread.
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a BS quote from one of the biggest failure's in history, Communism!
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I agree with Vorsprung and andy_doyle.
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Old 07-19-2001, 07:59 AM   #22
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One of Gods messengers.
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Old 07-19-2001, 11:06 AM   #23
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Sorry to be pedantic, but the more important question is, "What am I doing to bring an end to poverty and injustice in this world?"

But then, that might be the very same question as was first asked here.
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Old 07-19-2001, 12:31 PM   #24
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hey there is no proff that he was alive exept for a book...

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Old 07-19-2001, 01:40 PM   #25
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Hey, there is no proof that anyone back then was alive except for books!

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Old 07-20-2001, 02:20 AM   #27
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I'm still trying to find out. I was hoping to gain more insight from this thread, but so far I have only seen pretty standard answers.

Having read through the thread again, I have to say that foray's post seemed to be going places. I would like to hear more.

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Old 07-20-2001, 09:18 PM   #28
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Oh that's easy. Jesus is love.

The bigger question is what is love?
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doctorwho! Glad to see you back!

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Old 07-21-2001, 01:46 AM   #30
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I have to agree with Bonoman and Andy.

Don't take this the wrong way, but ask yourself one question: I god created man, who created god?

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