Which man is Jesus?

[U2democrat]

Let's settle this.

 

[corianderstem]

I can never remember if Bono threw those dudes out of the temple that one time, or if that was Obama.

I mean, I know Bono got upset at that one concert I went to once, but we weren't in a temple ... as far as I can remember anyway. It was all quite a blur.

I think a hooker washed Obama's feet once, though.

 

[U2democrat]

They both draw crowds of thousands to hear them speak (or sing), but I haven't seen them hand out loaves of bread or fish yet.

 

[Vincent Vega]

I think it's Bono. At least he has touched me (with his music that is).

 

[corianderstem]

Bono just throws water on people. Ooh ... does that make him a baptizer?

 

[BVS]

This is blasphemy. We all know Jesus was white with great abs and looked like this:

 

[U2democrat]

Maybe one is John the Baptist and the other is Jesus.....

 

[U2democrat]

I, personally, have felt the hand of Obama in my hand. Was that just static electricity between us, or something more?

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

I, personally, have felt the hand of Obama in my hand. Was that just static electricity between us, or something more?

Michelle Obama might be around...

 

[U2democrat]

I didn't mean that in a romantic way

 

[martha]

Bono.

Long hair at one point.

 

[U2democrat]

But Obama had an Afro!!

 

[phillyfan26]

Bono, by a shoe lift.

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Bono.

Long hair at one point.

He had long hair and a beard...damnit I can't find that picture of Bono/Ali in Africa 1986...that's proof right there...

 

[phillyfan26]

He had long hair and a beard...damnit I can't find that picture of Bono/Ali in Africa 1986...that's proof right there...

Jesus.

 

[U2democrat]

 

[Reggie Thee Dog]

Jesus.

We have a winner...

 

[martha]

Jesus.

That's what I say every time I see that picture.

 

[VintagePunk]

They both draw crowds of thousands to hear them speak (or sing), but I haven't seen them hand out loaves of bread or fish yet.

Bono handed out pizza, once. It must be him.

 

[U2democrat]

Obama handed out Dunkin Doughnuts several times.

 

[VintagePunk]

Pizza screams out spiritual nourishment more than doughnuts do, but maybe that's just me.

 

[the iron horse]

One day, I believe, we will all know.

 

[deep]

write in vote

 

[BVS]

FTW

 

[phillyfan26]

Muldfeld must be excited that BSG made that cover.

 

[corianderstem]

Kanye wins the thread. Close the poll.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

Neither-Romney is

 

[U2isthebest]

Neither-Romney is

Jesus did have perfect hair and a beautiful, toothy grin after all. So obviously, the first thing that springs to mind when one thinks of Jesus is "anchorman" or "used car salesman".

 

[AchtungBono]

Jesus! how the hell should I know?? Leave me alone for Christ's sake!!

 

[Varitek]

Obama handed out Dunkin Doughnuts several times.

Dunkin DONUTS.



(I voted Bono)