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Old 02-20-2008, 06:42 PM   #1
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Which man is Jesus?

Let's settle this.
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I can never remember if Bono threw those dudes out of the temple that one time, or if that was Obama.

I mean, I know Bono got upset at that one concert I went to once, but we weren't in a temple ... as far as I can remember anyway. It was all quite a blur.

I think a hooker washed Obama's feet once, though.
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They both draw crowds of thousands to hear them speak (or sing), but I haven't seen them hand out loaves of bread or fish yet.
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I think it's Bono. At least he has touched me (with his music that is).
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Bono just throws water on people. Ooh ... does that make him a baptizer?
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This is blasphemy. We all know Jesus was white with great abs and looked like this:

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Maybe one is John the Baptist and the other is Jesus.....
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I, personally, have felt the hand of Obama in my hand. Was that just static electricity between us, or something more?
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I, personally, have felt the hand of Obama in my hand. Was that just static electricity between us, or something more?
Michelle Obama might be around...
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I didn't mean that in a romantic way
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Bono.

Long hair at one point.
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But Obama had an Afro!!
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Bono, by a shoe lift.
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He had long hair and a beard...damnit I can't find that picture of Bono/Ali in Africa 1986...that's proof right there...
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He had long hair and a beard...damnit I can't find that picture of Bono/Ali in Africa 1986...that's proof right there...
Jesus.
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