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Old 05-17-2005, 05:12 AM   #1
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Which dictator are you?

So which evil tin pot despot in the current political climate or history do you have in common with? Find out here:


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Joseph Stalin!
"Well done comrade! You're one of the big boys! When you're not holding speeches about how everyone is equal in the communist society, you're busy living the high-life while millions starve, freeze or get worked to death! You zany person you!"

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Old 05-17-2005, 05:17 AM   #2
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Tony Blair

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not!

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Old 05-17-2005, 05:30 AM   #3
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Allah only knows what's going on inside that skull of yours! Maybe that rag on your head is too tight and is restricting the blood to the non-loony parts of your brain, as some of you're actions are insane even by dictator standards! You declare ANYTHING remotely fun unholy and ban it (Maybe that's where the word TaliBAN comes from)! You persecute anyone who doesn't hold your heavily perverted view of your religion and you have no respect for women and then wonder why nobody likes you! Yeah, yeah, I'm an "infidel!" Blah, blah, blah! At least I'm not hiding in a cave with a bunch of "holy warriors" who run at the first sign of trouble and a poisonous old bastard the world wants dead!
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Old 05-17-2005, 05:50 AM   #4
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By dictator standards, you're not that bad. Sure you almost started world war 3, but the treatment of your people is moderate. You're a saint compared to the guy before you that you kicked out, so your people tolerate you. However, you're ability to stand up to America has made you one of the more popular dictators. Hardly a movie star… but hay, it's a start!
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Tony Blair. I guess I should've picked "shooty, shooty."
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Tony Blair here also.

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Old 05-17-2005, 08:42 AM   #7
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Blair is a dictator?
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Old 05-17-2005, 09:15 AM   #8
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I got Tony Blair too! That's strange, since when was he a dictator?
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Old 05-17-2005, 09:21 AM   #9
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Originally posted by nbcrusader
Blair is a dictator?
I think it's more of a joke on the state of the Tories in the UK. Labour has no real competition anymore.

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Old 05-17-2005, 10:33 AM   #10
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I got Tony Blair too....
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Old 05-17-2005, 10:46 AM   #11
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"Wait, I'm not a dictator!" you cry! Well lets look at the check list: Unelected? Check! Use wars and xenophobia to boost popularity? Check! Total control of the media so they never say a bad word against you? Check! Kill scores of innocent people to get what you want? Check! Do anything to get your hands on oil? Check! Inhumane treatment of prisoners? Check! Face it, you're a dictator, and no amount of gloss will hide that fact… or the fact you're a borderline retard who looks like a monkey!
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Lucky Dave C
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Old 05-17-2005, 11:42 AM   #13
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yet another tony blair here.

where's paul martin in this quiz?
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Old 05-17-2005, 12:24 PM   #14
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Chariman Mao. At least it was better than my last result....

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give;
Gas smells awful; You might as well live.

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Old 05-17-2005, 02:20 PM   #15
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Originally posted by nbcrusader
Blair is a dictator?
Feels like it sometimes...

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