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Old 01-28-2005, 11:19 AM   #16
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Now c'mon verte, I don't think you quite get the assignment.
Note to self: Read to end of thread before making comment, chances are someone's already asked the very question you had in mind.
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Old 01-28-2005, 11:20 AM   #17
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Back in the summer of 1970, i pushed a mentally challenged girl (a neighbor) into a 8-ft. deep trench in front of our house. She started crying and couldn't get out and i just ran away.

We were both six.

I know...i'm going to burn in Hell.
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The most PI thing I've done today so far is laugh at Judah's PI story.
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I'm sorry, this virus must be causing brain damage. The most politically incorrect thing I've done lately is, uh, drinking fg beer at a medieval re-enactment event when I was trying to deal with pain issues. I should have asked for some Tylenol. That was embarrassing.
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I'm known for making fun of just about anything and anyone so I'm not even counting that.

I guess I wasn't a very responsible driver when my windshield had frozen up and I was too lazy to wait untill it had defrosted and I had a clear view. So I drove all the way home with my head out of the sidewindow going 100 km/h.
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Old 01-28-2005, 01:54 PM   #21
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A lot of times when I see a tall, fit looking african american the first thought that pops into my head is that they are a professional athlete.
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I have told, or laughed at sooo many inappropriate jokes--ranging from ethnicities to Nazis that, as joyful girl said, it is difficult to know where to begin.

But ok, this one comes to mind. I was sitting in American history class and the professor was talking about how Irish immigrants were considered below slaves--and how, if you had really horrible work like clearing a malarial swamp, you hired Irish people. He said (and this is a direct quote, on historical record, so don't hate me!), "Irish people were often called niggers turned inside out."

I burst out laughing. I was the only one in the class who did. He gave me a really stern look, and then I realized that was bad.

I don't know if that's the worst, but it ranks up there for sheer witnesses.
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When I was in high school one of my classes went on a field trip and did a day of team building and ropes course type things.

Well one of the challenges has something to do with being tied to another person at the elbows, so the instuctors were explaining the challenge and we're talking about how we'd be tied back to back, how we should keep our backs straight, and if our backs lost contact we'd be disqualified then he went on and was talking about how somone with a much larger back may be tied to someone with a smaller back and then I blurted out "or they may be tied to a wet back." Because all I could think of was that it was 90 something degrees I was tied to this cute girl and back is sweating.

It didn't even dawn on me what I said and then I looked up and the two hispanic instructors gave me a stern look and then finally laughed when I explained. I felt like an ass.

To those of you who don't understand the term "wet back"(because I know many who don't) it's a racial slur against hispanics, referring to illegal aliens who swam across the river.
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I'm sorry, this virus must be causing brain damage. The most politically incorrect thing I've done lately is, uh, drinking fg beer at a medieval re-enactment event when I was trying to deal with pain issues. I should have asked for some Tylenol. That was embarrassing.
You're still not quite getting the hang of it.
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I'm known for making fun of just about anything and anyone so I'm not even counting that.

I guess I wasn't a very responsible driver when my windshield had frozen up and I was too lazy to wait untill it had defrosted and I had a clear view. So I drove all the way home with my head out of the sidewindow going 100 km/h.
I'm afraid you and verte will have to stay after class.




Not that I've come up with a good one either.
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I have used the word" retarded "When talking about people who are not so smart. Mainly my husband.
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Old 01-28-2005, 05:00 PM   #27
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Old 01-28-2005, 05:05 PM   #28
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Remember just because something is politically incorrect doesn't make it factually incorrect.
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You're still not quite getting the hang of it.
Damn. Let me try this one, it happened when I was in grammar school. I was "sanding rocks", playing with sandstones with the other kids in the playground, and someone asked me "what's black eyes backwards?" I said "Eyes black" without realizing the whole thing was supposed to be a racist joke. My parents, to say the least, were horrified.
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Old 01-28-2005, 07:00 PM   #30
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I take care of my down's syndrome aunt, Diane. When we go grocery shopping I have her "push" the cart (which means she holds onto it while I actually push it, but it works). Occasionaly while I'm looking at something she will wander over to someone else's cart and glom onto it. Well, most people have no clue what to do about her as she is usually in her own little world, so I have to go round her up.

Sometimes, when I'm in a particularly cheeky mood, I'll round her up and then, as we're walking back to our own cart, say to the people who's cart she's appropriated "You'd almost think she's retarded, wouldn't you?"
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