what if your god is gay?

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i've said it before and i'll say it again ... Jesus was 33, unmarried, presumably a virgin, hung around with a group of guys, women felt very comfortable around him yet he never seemed to be interested in them beyond giving them good advice, he was a carpenter and from this we can probably infer a good sense of interior design ... i dunno, you do the math.
 
Irvine511 said:
i've said it before and i'll say it again ... Jesus was 33, unmarried, presumably a virgin, hung around with a group of guys, women felt very comfortable around him yet he never seemed to be interested in them beyond giving them good advice, he was a carpenter and from this we can probably infer a good sense of interior design ... i dunno, you do the math.
maybe he just wanted to die a virgin?
 
I don't think God or Jesus has a gender or sexual preference/orientation either

But I'm embarrassed to admit I like to think of Jesus as looking like Jim Caviezel :wink:
 
earthshell said:
maybe he just wanted to die a virgin?

Maybe he had other more important things on his mind like, I don't know - staying true to his mission and redeeming mankind and "destroying the works of the devil"?
 
some of my Gods are gay... so I do not have to ask what if. And you know what ? It's really great. I know straight ones, gay ones, hermaphrodite ones. We are all a part of God, so why shouldn't parts of God be flamingly, gloriously Gay?!
 
coemgen said:
Oh my gosh, Irvine's right! Jesus hung out with a group of men. That totally means he's gay! :|


33, unmarried, women felt very comfortable around him, he was very non-threatening, didn't like to fight ... seems to me that these are characteristics that most straight men would call "gay."





i'm also having a bit of fun here.

the real answer is that God has no gender or orientation.
 
Tinybubbles said:
some of my Gods are gay... so I do not have to ask what if. And you know what ? It's really great. I know straight ones, gay ones, hermaphrodite ones. We are all a part of God, so why shouldn't parts of God be flamingly, gloriously Gay?!
because then there would be no "need" for bigotry.
 
Well, if god's gay then he did a horrible job getting his point across with the whole male+Female= offspring thing.
 
Irvine511 said:
maybe judas and jesus had a torrid affair?

why not?

Because fornication is a sin. A "torrid affair" of such a nature would be fornication. The Lord Jesus Christ is Holy - he has never commited sin.
 
I see God as some asexual energy Being anyway. Asexual energy Beings don't have sex...lol.

Melon
 
Judah said:
One of my gods IS gay. (Morrissey!)


Morrissey is gay??? Now I'm shocked!

Actually I'm pretty sure he has never publicly declared a sexual preference to be strictly accurate.
 
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