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Old 04-10-2005, 10:41 PM   #1
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what if your god is gay?

discuss.
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my God isn't short of sex mister
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Old 04-10-2005, 10:57 PM   #3
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If my God is gay then gay's don't exist.

*find the logical fallacy
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Old 04-11-2005, 07:07 AM   #5
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i've said it before and i'll say it again ... Jesus was 33, unmarried, presumably a virgin, hung around with a group of guys, women felt very comfortable around him yet he never seemed to be interested in them beyond giving them good advice, he was a carpenter and from this we can probably infer a good sense of interior design ... i dunno, you do the math.
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my God has no sex, no gender
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Old 04-11-2005, 07:14 AM   #7
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i've said it before and i'll say it again ... Jesus was 33, unmarried, presumably a virgin, hung around with a group of guys, women felt very comfortable around him yet he never seemed to be interested in them beyond giving them good advice, he was a carpenter and from this we can probably infer a good sense of interior design ... i dunno, you do the math.
maybe he just wanted to die a virgin?
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Old 04-11-2005, 07:24 AM   #8
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I don't think God or Jesus has a gender or sexual preference/orientation either

But I'm embarrassed to admit I like to think of Jesus as looking like Jim Caviezel
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Old 04-11-2005, 07:24 AM   #9
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maybe he just wanted to die a virgin?
Maybe he had other more important things on his mind like, I don't know - staying true to his mission and redeeming mankind and "destroying the works of the devil"?
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Old 04-11-2005, 08:06 AM   #10
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Oh my gosh, Irvine's right! Jesus hung out with a group of men. That totally means he's gay!
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Old 04-11-2005, 08:23 AM   #11
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some of my Gods are gay... so I do not have to ask what if. And you know what ? It's really great. I know straight ones, gay ones, hermaphrodite ones. We are all a part of God, so why shouldn't parts of God be flamingly, gloriously Gay?!
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Oh my gosh, Irvine's right! Jesus hung out with a group of men. That totally means he's gay!

33, unmarried, women felt very comfortable around him, he was very non-threatening, didn't like to fight ... seems to me that these are characteristics that most straight men would call "gay."





i'm also having a bit of fun here.

the real answer is that God has no gender or orientation.
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some of my Gods are gay... so I do not have to ask what if. And you know what ? It's really great. I know straight ones, gay ones, hermaphrodite ones. We are all a part of God, so why shouldn't parts of God be flamingly, gloriously Gay?!
because then there would be no "need" for bigotry.
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i'm also having a bit of fun here.

the real answer is that God has no gender or orientation.
did god flash you or something?
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did god flash you or something?

well, i've seen people naked who think they are God ... does that count?
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