Weird But Amazing

[greenbax]

Is there more to anagrams than being a fun word puzzle? If only we were to look more deeply into the things, the simple things, that we see, hear and say, rearrange the commonplace to discover hidden meanings in simple soundbites we consider normal. Perhaps we can find certain truths, meanings and explanations to things we think we don't understand or things we do understand but perceive differently when we discover these hidden meanings. Perhaps there are answers, meanings and explanations to all manner of things, right there in front of us, it's just that we have not learned to look hard enough to find them.

WE THOUGHT THAT WE HAD THE ANSWERS, IT WAS THE QUESTIONS WE HAD WRONG. Bono.

Is this just my crazy notion or is there really a science to anagramming, after all, subject 'SCIENCE OF ANAGRAMS' to the process and you come up with 'ACCESS FOR A MEANING' and 'REASON CAME FACING'. You also get 'FIANCEES CAN ORGASM' but thats another subject.

Please read the following, I think you'll find them quite amazing whatever your beliefs in these subjects.

GEORGE W BUSH
He grew bogus

GEORGE W BUSH SADDAM HUSSEIN
Baghdad's somewhere using U.S.
News humours Baghdad seiges
Genius resumes Baghdad show
U.S. seen Baghdad morgue wish
When Baghdad misuses rogues
Unwise Baghdad surges homes

GEORGE W BUSH SADDAM
Baghdad germs woe U.S.

AMERICA MIDDLE EAST
Eradicates dilemma
Macerated idealism
A decimated realism
A cremated idealism
Cremated Islam idea
Islam race mediated
Saddam, a crime elite

EAST AGAINST WEST
Nastiest wastage

AMERICA UNITED KINGDOM
Imagined Korean dictum

TONY BLAIR GREAT BRITAIN
Rotting alien barbarity
Relating by arbitration
Banality baiting terror
Bite Britain arrogantly
Betraying rational Brit

SADDAM HUSSEIN IRAQ
Quash smear disdain
Squirm shaded Asian
Squeamish adds Iran
Squeamish arid sand
Iraqi's Sudan shamed
Sunshades amid Iraq

WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
Eastward foe's consumptions
Amputate, disown confessors
Townsman surfaced isotopes
Anatomist confuses powders

THE WAR AGAINST TERROR (or TWAT for short)
Train teargas thrower
Rainwater gathers rot - nice metaphor!
Wreath against terror
Arrogant wish retreat
Wiser arrogant threat
Irate war, strong heart
Earth wars integrator
Wreaths anger traitor
Orates warring threat
Ah' Twat erasing terror
Raise, hang terror twat

OSAMA BIN LADEN THE WEST
Manhattan's bowels die
A blatant demon wishes
Laws behest damnation
Animal hasn't bestowed
Asian shown embattled
Whole satanist badmen
Womanish anal testbed
Deathblow Eastman sin
Latest Bohemian dawns
Halted insane wombats

CHRISTIAN MUSLIM
Crush minimalist

WORLD TRADE CENTRE
Lewd terror act, End

THE FLORIDA VOTE RECOUNT
Done to cover their fault

ALLIED FORCE
Oil led farce

PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA
To copulate he finds Interns

THE MICROSOFT CORPORATION
Horror of competition acts

AMERICAN INDEPENDENCE
Indian precedence Amen

NATIVE AMERICAN INDIANS
Sinned, maintain avarice

SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC
O, I'm an evil cold boss

PRESIDENT MILOSEVIC
Is epic evil monster
Demonic evil persist
I, devil creep sin most

PRINCESS DIANA
And since Paris
Sad panic risen
Car snap die sin
Pain as car ends
I end as car spin
End is a car spin
Ascend in Paris

DIANA FRANCES SPENCER
A press dance in France

COLUMBIA'S RE ENTRY
A celebrity mourns

MOTHER IN LAW
Woman Hitler

MARRIAGE
A grim era

I hope you found these examples compelling. What are your thoughts on them?

I'm working on more at present and will post them when they are complete.

PEACE! Keep ;->

 

[martha]

I think you have too much free time.

 

[meegannie]

About a year ago, I played with an anagrams site all day at work for a day. There are so many bizarre ones that can be made.

 

[deep]

I am starting to understand how staffers may have failed in Powell's report preparation.

 

[LastSoldier]

hehe...funny stuf