We need McDonalds in Bagdad. Here's why-

[diamond]

No two countries that both have McDonald's have ever gone to war.

That said-
I say we quickly slap a McDonalds together in Central Bagdad.
Next we lace the burgers w Viagra and Valium..
We send the palaces complimentary Big Macs and shakes..
Then we send a contingency of bitches and hos to hang around the Palaces..


The Iraqi men will not know hit them..

Then we let the diamond peace process take it's course

thank u-
DB9

 

[nbcrusader]

You know, this is probably buried in a defense department memo somewhere.

 

[bonosloveslave]

I've heard that about the McDonalds thing- I wonder why they've never had one?

Diamond, you just plain crack me up





(even with your trademark smilie) - you don't scare me

 

[Zoomerang96]

ah bonoslave, the angry smiles EE is NOT his trademark.

thank you very much.

i registered and sexywink:

that is all.

at ease.

and diamond, were supposed to feel sorry for the people of iraq. by forcing mcdonalds one them, what kind of message would that send?!

 

[*BOOMCHAA!*]

This thread makes me smile.

 

[bonosloveslave]

Pardon me, good sir....

ah bonoslave, the angry smiles EE is NOT his trademark.

thank you very much.

i registered and sexywink:

that is all.

at ease.

So sorry, my bad.

We've never been properly introduced - you are *the* famous deathbear, no? I'm bonosloveslave, Beth for short




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computer retard question - what does the EE stand for after "smilie"??

 

[diamond]

Re: Pardon me, good sir....

So sorry, my bad.

We've never been properly introduced - you are *the* famous deathbear, no? I'm bonosloveslave, Beth for short




______________
computer retard question - what does the EE stand for after "smilie"??

I gave Bear the-""
and
I stole his-""

thank u-


Diamond
::

jackass kids.

 

[Zoomerang96]

haha diamond, it didnt work that way.

bonoslave, pleasure to meet you. i am deathbear, correct. im not famous until im on the cover of the rollingstone, so dont feel to starstruck around me alright?

heres an autograph....

 

[diamond]

 

[Angela Harlem]

Oh good onya Diamonte. That combination of valium and viagra will only ensure the menfolk of Iraq will have sweet dreams.
When they wake, extremly frustrated, they will throw pickles at each other.

 

[STING2]

Actually, Belgrade in Serbia had a McDonalds which some of the people trashed during the war in Kosovo against Serbian agression and oppression of Muslims in Kosovo.

 

[oliveu2cm]

cute

 

[nbcrusader]

You know, if we force a McDonalds on the Iraqis, we are just asking for a class action law suit once they all become obese from eating too many french fries and Big Saddam burgers.

 

[Sparkysgrrrl]

bwahahahahaa!!!!

(actually I think our counrty would be served well if we had Valium in our burgers too)

 

[Hi Bias]

No two countries that both have McDonald's have ever gone to war.

That said-
I say we quickly slap a McDonalds together in Central Bagdad.
Next we lace the burgers w Viagra and Valium..
We send the palaces complimentary Big Macs and shakes..
Then we send a contingency of bitches and hos to hang around the Palaces..


The Iraqi men will not know hit them..

Then we let the diamond peace process take it's course

thank u-
DB9

I beleive Argentina and UK both have McDs. (Faulkins War)
McDs did not save Panama.