Dear John Edwards:
We, your public, clearly adore you. Not only do we think you are quite the looker, but we also admire your smarts, your charm, your ideas on health care, the economy, and national security, and your darling family.
Some of us have given money to your cause. Some have given time. Others have given both. Combine that with the bazillions of bytes of bandwidth we've dedicated to you, and I think you'll agree that we're very big fans. Well, you're very welcome.
All we'd like in return is one shot--just one--in which you're showing a little more skin. We're not asking for full-frontal here. We'd even understand if you'd rather keep your pants on. But shirtless would be great. Or even just a sleeveless undershirt. We're not picky. The outfit would ultimately be of your choosing. Just don't wear that Ambiguously Gay Duo suit.
It's up to you, John. Obviously we're casting our votes for John-Squared no matter what. But if you really want to show us that hope is on the way, you may want to package it as a boyishly handsome, half-naked Southern gent.
Sincerely,
Your pic-postin' lady fans in FYM