The U.S. government

[hiphop]

The U.S. government announced recently that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the governments political stance.

A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you?re actually being screwed.

 

[BVS]

TROJAN MAN!!!

 

[deep]

please


WE are one nation under God,

with liberty and justice for all!


a little respect.

 

[Orange333]

When the US gets out of every country it has bombed, shot and tortured as it's stuffs Democracy down the throats of people worldwide, we will have peace. When the US bombs Israel. There will then be world peace.

NAMASTE

 

[BVS]

We are one nation under Money,
with liberty to those who are straight and belive in the president, and justice for those who can afford it.

*And before I get slammed for being anti-American, this is just humor*

 

[BVS]

When the US gets out of every country it has bombed, shot and tortured as it's stuffs Democracy down the throats of people worldwide, we will have peace. When the US bombs Israel. There will then be world peace.

NAMASTE

Very interesting first post. But what is NAMASTE?

 

[Orange333]

I've been a FUCKING AMERICAN since 1630, and you're welcome to hit my country. It's currently run by GREEDHEADS who want all of Iraq's oil go to Israel.

Long live the true Spirit of America! Freedom for all peoples.

 

[Orange333]

NAMASTE is Tibetan for "Go in Peace, Be at Peace, Create Peace"

 

[anitram]

Isn't 'namaste' a Hindu greeting? I might be wrong.

 

[Orange333]

It's a Buddhist word co-opted by various creeds.

 

[Orange333]

So we go into Iran next?

 

[deep]

The sanskrit word Namaste means 'I bow to the divine in you.'

 

[BVS]

Thanks.

 

[Orange333]

My Yoga teacher told me what I know, me little fool ( meant to say the Aussie proverbial 'me')

 

[Orange333]

I like the Buddhist version better. (take the bush out of buddha)

 

[Orange333]

Start the Draft! Give Iran's oil to Israel!
Where is Cat Stevens?

 

[Keocmb]

We are one nation under Money,
with liberty to those who are straight and belive in the president, and justice for those who can afford it.

There's nothing anti-American about being a realist. Right on.

 

[deep]

 

[nbcrusader]

My first reaction to this picture was typical liberal bull

Then, I saw how the LA Times works for Gov. Davis.

 

[Moonlit_Angel]

We are one nation under Money,
with liberty to those who are straight and belive in the president, and justice for those who can afford it.

*And before I get slammed for being anti-American, this is just humor*

Screw fears that you're anti-American for saying that-the sad part is is that's very true. And there's nothing anti-American about speaking the truth.

As for the condom joke...LOL! Good one!

Angela