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Old 12-31-2003, 09:08 AM   #1
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The Ten Dumbest Quotes Of 2003

http://politicalhumor.about.com/libr...quotes2003.htm

#10: "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." —Arnold Schwarzenegger, during the California recall campaign

#9: When U.S. interrogators asked Saddam Hussein how he was, he responded: "I am sad because my people are in bondage." When offered a glass of water, he replied: "If I drink water I will have to go to the bathroom and how can I use the bathroom when my people are in bondage?"

#8: "You think you are big enough to make me, you little wimp? Come on, come over here and make me, I dare you…You little fruitcake. You little fruitcake. I said you are a fruitcake." —Rep. Peter Stark (D-Calif.) to Rep. Scott McInnis (R-Colo.), after McInnis told him to "shut up" during a legislative dispute

#7: "George Bush was not elected by a majority of the voters in the United States. He was appointed by God." —Lt. Gen. William Boykin, the defense undersecretary in charge of hunting down top terrorists in Iraq and Afghanistan

#6: "My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth." —Former California Gov. Gray Davis, during the recall campaign

#5: "I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks." —Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean

#4: "Maybe we need a very small nuke thrown off on Foggy Bottom to shake things up like Newt Gingrich wants to do." —Television evangelist and Christian Coalition founder Pat Robertson, on wiping out the State Department

#3: "My answer is bring 'em on." —President George W. Bush, challenging militants attacking U.S. forces in Iraq

#2: "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don't know we don't know." —Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld

And the award for the Dumbest Quote of 2003:

"I triple guarantee you. There are no American infidels in Baghdad." —Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf (AKA "Baghdad Bob")

~Compiled by Daniel Kurtzman
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Many good ones here....

But some are true? Why are they funny?


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Re: The Ten Dumbest Quotes Of 2003

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But there are also unknown unknowns — the ones we don't know we don't know



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For Christmas i got a 365 day calendar of 365 stupidest things ever said. IT's quite entertaining.

i miss baghdad bob...he was the comic relief of the war!
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#6: "My vision is to make the most diverse state on earth, and we have people from every planet on the earth in this state. We have the sons and daughters of every, of people from every planet, of every country on earth." —Former California Gov. Gray Davis, during the recall campaign
...planet...?

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Some of those (ie George Bush was appointed by God, and Democrats should be nuked) are just plain old scary. I like the "fruitcake" comment though, lol.
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#2 is my personal favorite
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for me it's #2 and #6! thank God! he is gone, HE was on another plant, Gray Davis! no doubt one of his own making!! lol-@ #9, he has lost IT! but then, he Is the son of a peasant!!
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I'm sure far more idiotic of things were said in this forum.

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#10: "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman." —Arnold Schwarzenegger, during the California recall campaign

Trust Arnie.
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I'm sure far more idiotic of things were said in this forum.

Well you couldn't have said it better. I kept trying to quote you while hitting the edit button and couldn't figure out why it wouldn't work.
Now I forgot what I wanted to say. I'm currently under the influence.. of stupidity. Carry on..
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but some of those are truely frightening!
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