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Old 08-27-2003, 12:00 PM   #1
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The Next Invasion

It's time to take on the next terrorist threat!

Mars, not Islamic militants, to blame for Bombay blasts
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I read a report that's where they believe Saddam hid his WMDs as well. That's why we're sending probes up there as we speak.
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Watch out for those UFO's.
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Mars, isn't that the place where the wizard told Bush to go look for his brain?
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Not aimed at anyone mind you, just thought it was funny:

Mars approach will make men randy, Portuguese astrologer warns
Wed Aug 27, 9:09 AM ET

LISBON (AFP) - The proximity of the planet Mars, which will be its closest to Earth for almost 60,000 years, will make men more predisposed to having sex, a Portuguese astologer has warned.
"Men will be sexually more active," Rui Lorga told daily newspaper A Capital.

*as if another reason/excuse was needed*
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What planet will do the same for women?
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Why Venus of course!
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Mars vs. Venus: Men have the better deal.

Mars: Semi-habitable planet with stable atmosphere and little geological activity.

Venus: Heat that can melt lead, pressure that could crush a submarine, active volcanoes, and constant showers of acid.
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Venus: Heat that can melt lead, pressure that could crush a submarine, active volcanoes, and constant showers of acid.
I didn't realize that Venus was a uterus.

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