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Old 02-20-2008, 05:55 PM   #151
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I would collect paper cups off the ground to make sure she does not have to for him.

Funny story....

I used to take Ambien to sleep. One night, in my Ambien haze, I apparently put the moves on my wife. Upon realizing that somehting was not right I said: "You're not Halle Berry." I then rolled over and went to sleep. I have no recollection of this event, however, my wife has not let me forget it.

So yes, I have a thing for Halle Berry, and I have no dignity left surrounding this issue.
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I would collect paper cups off the ground to make sure she does not have to for him.

Funny story....

I used to take Ambien to sleep. One night, in my Ambien haze, I apparently put the moves on my wife. Upon realizing that somehting was not right I said: "You're not Halle Berry." I then rolled over and went to sleep. I have no recollection of this event, however, my wife has not let me forget it.

So yes, I have a thing for Halle Berry, and I have no dignity left surrounding this issue.
Now that's the greatest story ever told.
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Old 02-20-2008, 05:58 PM   #153
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WOW.

Don't these people have any dignity? How are they not embarrassed by these crazy statements?


this coming from a Bush supporter? really?
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Old 02-20-2008, 05:59 PM   #154
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WOW.

Don't these people have any dignity? How are they not embarrassed by these crazy statements?
You have a problem deciphering hyperbole don't you?
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Diamond would collect Mitt's dried-up-hair-gel dandruff off of the ground with his tongue
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I would collect paper cups off the ground to make sure she does not have to for him.

Funny story....

I used to take Ambien to sleep. One night, in my Ambien haze, I apparently put the moves on my wife. Upon realizing that somehting was not right I said: "You're not Halle Berry." I then rolled over and went to sleep. I have no recollection of this event, however, my wife has not let me forget it.

So yes, I have a thing for Halle Berry, and I have no dignity left surrounding this issue.





That has to be one of the best stories I've ever read in FYM.
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Diamond would collect Mitt's dried-up-hair-gel dandruff off of the ground with his tongue


diamond would let Mitt waterboard him.
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OMG - I cannot laugh anymore it hurts!!!!!!

LINE OF THE YEAR!!!!!!! Mrs. S!!!!!!!
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I'd love to see that on youtube.
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diamond would let Mitt waterboard him.
Wow, You literally have me cracking up out loud. Well done.
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You have a problem deciphering hyperbole don't you?
I'm just not a fan of people being so uber-obsessed almost to the point of worship of another human being. The comparisons I've read comparing Obama to Jesus are shameful.
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I'm just not a fan of people being so uber-obsessed almost to the point of worship of another human being. The comparisons I've read comparing Obama to Jesus are shameful.
They are not even close to alike. Jesus was very clearly white and gay.

I fail to see how they can be compared.
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well, they were both pretty vague, apparently ...
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

I love when you make these holier-than-thou critiques of me.
No, actually I think it's unfortunate. You came into FYM making ridiculous statements, most I'm sure you wouldn't want me bringing back up again. But then you really started to try and back things a little and hesitated from baseless attacks. But then recently you have gone back to these tactics of making these ridiculous statements, attacking people for what is obvious hyperbole, and it doesn't help if you want to get taken seriously in here... Just my opinion.
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