State Of The Union Applause Count Predictions Thread

[namkcuR]

Put your predictions for how many times members of congress will stand up and applause nothing at tonight's State Of The Union Address.

My prediction: 1,694 times.

 

[U2democrat]

58

 

[Sheltie]

40

 

[joyfulgirl]

I only watch to see close-ups of Hillary trying not to roll her eyes.

 

[clipper699]

They only time they should clap is when he leaves. What a disgrace.

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

An easier thing to predict would be how many flubs W will make

 

[DaveC]

3.14159 times.

 

[speedracer]

Does anybody know if Vegas is taking bets?

 

[najeena]

It'll be Bushfest '05, and I want no part of it.

 

[diamond]

how about standing "O"s


:

see my dancing on all yer faces

 

[tiny dancer]

58

And they all will be Republicans.

 

[deep]

judging by his previous State of the Union addresses
the minions clap hardest when he lies.

 

[deep]

clap clap clap clap “ Wow, can you believe he said that?”

clap, CLAP, CLAP “Unfucking believeable! He’s better than Reagan. Reagan knew how to sell it. This guy just stumbles through and people get sucked in just hoping he won’t choke on his own tongue.”

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP “Hey Bevis, he said Man Date”

 

[Irvine511]

i'm not watching. i value my being able to sleep nightmare free too much.


okay, so that was a little melodramatic, but you know what i mean.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

5 stars for this thread.

 

[namkcuR]

ha ha ha

people were booing him when he was talking about social security.

 

[Irvine511]

okay, i'm sorry i missed THAT!!!

 

[namkcuR]

Fuck him. He just said he supports a constitutional amendment to protect the institution of marriage. Fuck him.

 

[namkcuR]

And now he's speaking against stem cell research.

GRRRRRRRRRRR.

 

[starsgoblue]

That fact that this man actually thinks two people of the same sex loving each other is going to threaten to crumble the seams of society while he is ripping families apart and sending people overseas for a war....ridiculous.

 

[starsgoblue]

Did I just hear him say "encourage North Korea to abandon it's nuclear inhibitions"?!

The word is: ambitions

 

[jammin909]

my thoughts exactly.......

 

[namkcuR]

Now he's said the dream of Isreal and Palestine being two democratic states side by side is within reach and that the U.S. would help it become reality. Funny how I don't believe it's on his list of priorities at all.

 

[sue4u2]

He's only perfected the art of reading a tele-prompter.
He know's nothing of what he speaks.

 

[starsgoblue]

Funny how he mentions Syria and Iran are supporters of terrorism...but not Saudi Arabia.

 

[nbcrusader]

CNN put the number at 61 applause interruptions - who is our winner?


Safia Taleb al-Suhail hugging Janet Norwood was the most touching moment...

 

[namkcuR]

CNN put the number at 61 applause interruptions - who is our winner?


Safia Taleb al-Suhail hugging Janet Norwood was the most touching moment...

U2democrat...she said 58.

 

[nbcrusader]

U2democrat...she said 58.

I think she wins a case of surplus W'04 bumper stickers

 

[namkcuR]

I think she wins a case of surplus W'04 bumper stickers

lol

personally I'd throw them in my fireplace next time a fire is going.

 

[Irvine511]

clearly, the message i took away from the glimpses i caught of the SOTU:

The only good gay is an unborn gay.


(with mad thanks to Wonkette)