1. The Red Sox World Series win was, and will always be, one of the greatest moments in your life.
yes
2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow.
yes
3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke.
yes
4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid
yes
5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.
yes
6. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language eva!
yes
7. Your social security number starts with a 0
yes
8. You can actually find your way around Boston.
yes
9. You know what a "regular" coffee is.
yes
10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round.
yes
11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent.
yes
12. Springfield is located "way out west."
yes
13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't f lip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space.
yes
14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, and Haverhill.
yes
15. Anyone you don! 't kn ow is a potential idiot until proven otherwise.
yes
16. Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts or CVS within eyeshot at all times.
yes
17. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday just to buy alcohol.
yes
18. You know how to pronounce Yastrzemski.
yes
19. You know there's a trophy at the end of the Bean Pot.
yes
20. You order iced coffee in January
yes
21. You know that the Purple Line will take you anywhere
yes
22. You love scorpion bowls.
yes
23. You know what they sell at a Packie.
yes
24. Sorry Manny, but number 24 means DEWEY EVANS.
It is an insult to Dwight Evans that you have his number you bastid.
25. You know what First Night is.
yes
26. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Sully, Red, Bud or Seamus.
yes
27. McLobster? McCrap!
yes
28. You know at least 2 cops in your town because they were your high school drinking buddies.
yes
29. Sure there are 6 New England states, but Connecticut really doesn't count.
yes
30. You intentionally give wrong directions to tourists, feel bad when they drive off, but then say to yourself ,"Ah, screw them."
no yet
31. You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call.
yes, and have many times, until the police show
32. You're sick of the Kennedy's, but you vote for them anyway.
yes
33. You know holding onto the railing when riding the Green Line is not optional.
yes
34. The numbers '78 and '86 make you cringe.
shaking as I read it
35. You've been to Goodtimes before
yes
36. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day. (...and they DO).
absolutely
37. You have never been to "Cheers."
yes
38. The words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
yes
39. You've been to Fenway Park several times.
first place I learned to drive to
40. You've gone to at least one party at U Mass.
yes
41. You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt! or h at.
nope but I have said it
42. You know what a Frappe is.
mmmmmm yep
43. You've been to Hempfest.
yes
44. You know who Frank Averuch is.
yes
45. ADVANCED: You know Frank Averuch was once Bozo the Clown
yes
46. You can complete the following: "Lynn, Lynn..."
nope
47. You get pissed off when a restaurant serves clam chowder, and it turns out to be friggin' Snows.
yes
48. You actually know how to merge from six lanes of traffic down to one.
LOLOLOLOL yep
49. The TV weatherman is damn good if he's right 25% of the time.
best damn jobin the world
50. You never go to "Cape Cod," you go "down the Cape".
yes
51. You think that Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon are more evil than Whitey Bulger.
bastids...
52. You know who Whitey Bulger is.
yep
53. You went to the Swan Boats, House of Seven Gables, or Plymouth Plantation on a field trip in elementary school
lol yep
54. Bobby Orr is loved as much as Larry Bird, Tom Brady, and Ted Williams.
yes
55. You remember Major Mudd.
nope
56. You know what candlepin bowling is
I was on a team.
57. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day
yes
58. You know Scollay Square once stood where Government Center is.
yes
59. When you were a kid, Rex Trailer was the cooles! t guy around.
yes
Speaking of which...
60. You can still hum the song from the end of Boom Town
nope
61. Calling Carrabba's an "Italian" restaurant is sacrilege
yes
62. You still have your old Flexible Flyer somewhere in your parents' attic.
yes
63. You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.
yes
64. The only time you've been on the Freedom Trail is when relatives are in town.
nope, used to dress up as a red coat
65. The Big Dig tunnel disaster wasn't really that much of a surprise.
nope
66. You call guys you've just met "Chief" or "Boss."
Yes
67. 4:15pm and pitch black out means there's just 3 more shopping days until Christmas
lol yes
68. You know more than one person with the last name Murphy
More than one, not related
69. You refer to Savin Hill as "Stab 'n Kill."
lol yep
70. You've never eaten at Durgin Park, but recommend it to tourists.
yep
71. You can't look at the zip code 02134 without singing it.
Zoom Zoom Zooma Zoom
72. You voted for a Republican Mormon as Governor just to screw with the rest of the country.
yep
73. 11pm? Drunk? It means one thing: Kowloon!
Yummy...yep Bachelor Party
74. 2am? Drunk? It means one thing: Kelly's Roast Beef!
Yep
75. 5am? Drunk? It means one thing: You ! wish you had a blanket in your back seat
LOL or the poor house opens in one hour...let the drinking begin again.
76. You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.
Yes
77. People you don't like are all "Bastids."
yes
78. You took school or work off for the Patriots first Super Bowl Win Parade
alomost...
79. You've called something "wicked pissa."
yes I have
80. You'll always get razzed for Dukakis.
yep in the tank
81. Saturday afternoons meant Creature Double Feature with Dale Dorman
LOVED THE C2F
82. Sunday mornings meant the Three Stooges on Channel 38
And then a Abbot and Costello movie following
83. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheh
84. No, you don't trust the Gorton's Fi! sherm an.
he's a bastid
85. You know that Papa Gino's usually has a jukebox
Worked at Pappa's for 6 years. Anyone have a freezer fantasy, not all its cracked up to be.
86. You think Aerosmith is the greatest rock band of all time.
Yes they are, they used to eat the Pizza I made at Pappas. Saw the last Harry Potter movie with Steven Tyler.
87. Your town has at least 6 sub shops, and none of them are a Subway.
Damn, Subway just moved in.
88. You know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frankie.
I am short one Tony
89. 20 degrees isn't that bad as long as there's no wind.
I would not have a jacket on.
90. You were very sad when saying goodbye to the Boston Garden
I have a brick I stole.
91. Thanksgiving means family, turkey, High School football, and the long version of Alice's Restaurant.
LOL...Yep
92. You know the guy who founded the Boston Pops was Athah Feedlah.
yes
93. Y ou know what the Combat Zone is
yes
94. You actually drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax
yes
95. You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left.
yes
96. You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop
bragged no
97. You've been to Hampton Beach on a Saturday night
yes
98. Playing street hockey was a daily after school ritual.
hated hockey
99. Hearing an old lady shout "Numbah 96 for Sioux City!" means it's time for steak
yes
100. You remember Jordan Marsh, Grants, Bradlees, Caldor, Zayres, or Ann & Hope.
yes
101. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Massachusetts
yes
yes
2. The guy driving in front of you is going 70 mph and you're swearing at him for going too slow.
yes
3. When ordering a tonic, you mean a Coke.
yes
4. You went to Canobie Lake Park or Water Country as a kid
yes
5. You actually enjoy driving around rotaries.
yes
6. You do not recognize the letter "R" as a part of the English language eva!
yes
7. Your social security number starts with a 0
yes
8. You can actually find your way around Boston.
yes
9. You know what a "regular" coffee is.
yes
10. You keep an ice scraper in your car year-round.
yes
11. You can tell the difference between a Revere accent and a Dorchester accent.
yes
12. Springfield is located "way out west."
yes
13. You almost feel disappointed if someone doesn't f lip you the bird when you cut them off or steal their parking space.
yes
14. You know how to pronounce the names of towns like Worcester, Billerica, Gloucester, and Haverhill.
yes
15. Anyone you don! 't kn ow is a potential idiot until proven otherwise.
yes
16. Paranoia sets in if you can't see a Dunkin Donuts or CVS within eyeshot at all times.
yes
17. You have driven to New Hampshire on a Sunday just to buy alcohol.
yes
18. You know how to pronounce Yastrzemski.
yes
19. You know there's a trophy at the end of the Bean Pot.
yes
20. You order iced coffee in January
yes
21. You know that the Purple Line will take you anywhere
yes
22. You love scorpion bowls.
yes
23. You know what they sell at a Packie.
yes
24. Sorry Manny, but number 24 means DEWEY EVANS.
It is an insult to Dwight Evans that you have his number you bastid.
25. You know what First Night is.
yes
26. You know at least one guy named Sean, Pat, Sully, Red, Bud or Seamus.
yes
27. McLobster? McCrap!
yes
28. You know at least 2 cops in your town because they were your high school drinking buddies.
yes
29. Sure there are 6 New England states, but Connecticut really doesn't count.
yes
30. You intentionally give wrong directions to tourists, feel bad when they drive off, but then say to yourself ,"Ah, screw them."
no yet
31. You know at least one bar where you can get something to drink after last call.
yes, and have many times, until the police show
32. You're sick of the Kennedy's, but you vote for them anyway.
yes
33. You know holding onto the railing when riding the Green Line is not optional.
yes
34. The numbers '78 and '86 make you cringe.
shaking as I read it
35. You've been to Goodtimes before
yes
36. You think the rest of the country owes you for Thanksgiving and Independence Day. (...and they DO).
absolutely
37. You have never been to "Cheers."
yes
38. The words 'WICKED' and 'GOOD' go together.
yes
39. You've been to Fenway Park several times.
first place I learned to drive to
40. You've gone to at least one party at U Mass.
yes
41. You own a "Yankees Suck" shirt! or h at.
nope but I have said it
42. You know what a Frappe is.
mmmmmm yep
43. You've been to Hempfest.
yes
44. You know who Frank Averuch is.
yes
45. ADVANCED: You know Frank Averuch was once Bozo the Clown
yes
46. You can complete the following: "Lynn, Lynn..."
nope
47. You get pissed off when a restaurant serves clam chowder, and it turns out to be friggin' Snows.
yes
48. You actually know how to merge from six lanes of traffic down to one.
LOLOLOLOL yep
49. The TV weatherman is damn good if he's right 25% of the time.
best damn jobin the world
50. You never go to "Cape Cod," you go "down the Cape".
yes
51. You think that Roger Clemens and Johnny Damon are more evil than Whitey Bulger.
bastids...
52. You know who Whitey Bulger is.
yep
53. You went to the Swan Boats, House of Seven Gables, or Plymouth Plantation on a field trip in elementary school
lol yep
54. Bobby Orr is loved as much as Larry Bird, Tom Brady, and Ted Williams.
yes
55. You remember Major Mudd.
nope
56. You know what candlepin bowling is
I was on a team.
57. You can drive to the mountains and the ocean all in one day
yes
58. You know Scollay Square once stood where Government Center is.
yes
59. When you were a kid, Rex Trailer was the cooles! t guy around.
yes
Speaking of which...
60. You can still hum the song from the end of Boom Town
nope
61. Calling Carrabba's an "Italian" restaurant is sacrilege
yes
62. You still have your old Flexible Flyer somewhere in your parents' attic.
yes
63. You know that the Mass Pike is some sort of strange weather dividing line.
yes
64. The only time you've been on the Freedom Trail is when relatives are in town.
nope, used to dress up as a red coat
65. The Big Dig tunnel disaster wasn't really that much of a surprise.
nope
66. You call guys you've just met "Chief" or "Boss."
Yes
67. 4:15pm and pitch black out means there's just 3 more shopping days until Christmas
lol yes
68. You know more than one person with the last name Murphy
More than one, not related
69. You refer to Savin Hill as "Stab 'n Kill."
lol yep
70. You've never eaten at Durgin Park, but recommend it to tourists.
yep
71. You can't look at the zip code 02134 without singing it.
Zoom Zoom Zooma Zoom
72. You voted for a Republican Mormon as Governor just to screw with the rest of the country.
yep
73. 11pm? Drunk? It means one thing: Kowloon!
Yummy...yep Bachelor Party
74. 2am? Drunk? It means one thing: Kelly's Roast Beef!
Yep
75. 5am? Drunk? It means one thing: You ! wish you had a blanket in your back seat
LOL or the poor house opens in one hour...let the drinking begin again.
76. You know that P-Town isn't the name of a new rap group.
Yes
77. People you don't like are all "Bastids."
yes
78. You took school or work off for the Patriots first Super Bowl Win Parade
alomost...
79. You've called something "wicked pissa."
yes I have
80. You'll always get razzed for Dukakis.
yep in the tank
81. Saturday afternoons meant Creature Double Feature with Dale Dorman
LOVED THE C2F
82. Sunday mornings meant the Three Stooges on Channel 38
And then a Abbot and Costello movie following
83. You've slammed on your brakes to deter a tailgater
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehheheh
84. No, you don't trust the Gorton's Fi! sherm an.
he's a bastid
85. You know that Papa Gino's usually has a jukebox
Worked at Pappa's for 6 years. Anyone have a freezer fantasy, not all its cracked up to be.
86. You think Aerosmith is the greatest rock band of all time.
Yes they are, they used to eat the Pizza I made at Pappas. Saw the last Harry Potter movie with Steven Tyler.
87. Your town has at least 6 sub shops, and none of them are a Subway.
Damn, Subway just moved in.
88. You know at least three Tony's, one Vinnie and a Frankie.
I am short one Tony
89. 20 degrees isn't that bad as long as there's no wind.
I would not have a jacket on.
90. You were very sad when saying goodbye to the Boston Garden
I have a brick I stole.
91. Thanksgiving means family, turkey, High School football, and the long version of Alice's Restaurant.
LOL...Yep
92. You know the guy who founded the Boston Pops was Athah Feedlah.
yes
93. Y ou know what the Combat Zone is
yes
94. You actually drive 45 minutes to New Hampshire to save $5 in sales tax
yes
95. You've pulled out of a side street and used your car to block oncoming traffic so you can make a left.
yes
96. You've bragged about the money you've saved at The Christmas Tree Shop
bragged no
97. You've been to Hampton Beach on a Saturday night
yes
98. Playing street hockey was a daily after school ritual.
hated hockey
99. Hearing an old lady shout "Numbah 96 for Sioux City!" means it's time for steak
yes
100. You remember Jordan Marsh, Grants, Bradlees, Caldor, Zayres, or Ann & Hope.
yes
101. You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Massachusetts
yes
Anyone else remember that old SNL skit where they mocked Chicago accents?
At least that's what I remember...
Yeah, that's the one!
