President Bush Pens a Poem...

[melon]

http://www.cnn.com/2003/ALLPOLITICS/10/03/bush.poem.ap/index.html

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you.
Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.
The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

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In case you were wondering, "lump in the bed" refers to the wife and the "charming French guy" is French President Jacques Chirac.



Melon

 

[MrsSpringsteen]

lol, I was just going to post that

Look out poets of the world

What a romantic that GWB is...

 

[sue4u2]

I know Dubya doesn't have the greatest command of the english language or a turn of a phrase, but really "lump in the bed".
.. she should have put that to rest a long time ago.
*nothing can be said about "that charming French guy" statement*

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Keeping it fresh.

Inspiration? No. That would be an understatement.

Well played.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

Well...I don't think he should be giving up th day job just yet, lol.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Well...I don't think he should be giving up th day job just yet, lol.

Day job, as in a 330 day paid vacation, and golf with senior?

Damn presidenting is hard. Now, watch this drive.

 

[FizzingWhizzbees]

lol, I was going to make a comment about him not being exactly talented at the day job, but I thought that might be stating the obvious.

 

[Pinball Wizard]

lol, I was going to make a comment about him not being exactly talented at the day job, but I thought that might be stating the obvious.

why mess with the winning formula?