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Old 02-21-2002, 04:40 PM   #1
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Maybe he felt it would be better placed here? Just a thought.

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Please Bathe Yourself in My Douche-Tastic Poetry

I'm just sitting here procrastinating for my Biochemistry Test Studying, and Figured I'd enlighten you all, or at least those little pits somewhere in the left handed side of your brains... With a nice and lighthearted Limerick.

But do not be deceived.. This is in Free Your Mind for a Reason.. This little work of art is Political Satire at it's best... It would be a shameful and ignorant person not to Acknowledge the meaning, the emotion, and the statement on politics today that is contained in the next few lines.

Go Irish.

I've always wanted to be a Goonie
Cuz We all know Chunk can Set us Free
He's Victorious in any scuffle
As he Unleashes the Violent Truffle Shuffle
And rides to safety on the pelvis of 1 Eyed Willy

To Be Updated daily.



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There's a great little forum around here called "Dream Out Loud" for the purpose of : "Share[ing] your stories, essays, poetry, dreams, concert or meeting U2 memories"
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Good poetry.

Really all I wanted to say is "douche-tastic". How great is that?

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As I continue to drown myself in vats of Pink Bismuth, seperating candy corn because I just want the middle orange section, I can only help.....

Her Name Was Annabell Lee
A Jugg-Tastic Missionary
She Guzzled Oyster Juice
And In Her Bonnet she Puked
Then she found she was as wily as popeye, as Crafty as Willow, and Attempted to pluck each and every hair from her eyebrow out by a chop stick.

Jelly Beans are back for Easter...

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Judoooooooo Chop!

Osmosis be de passive transpo't uh booze
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Hahahaha... Ahhh.. 'Breathes in a nice Lungfull of Ethanol Smeared Fog'.. Screaming Flower Knows What I'm getting at...

That is a Beautiful Picture, How can you not help but look at it, See the box, and not Bust Out Laughing... I mean, It's a Ri-Cock-U-Lous-LY Hilarity Inspiring Sight.

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A Politically Inspired HaiKu to Prod the Minds of FYM:

Summer's Eve
Daschle in Tandem
Gargling
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Have you Heard the latest Rumblings and Bitchings from people calling George Washington a Racist?

Geezus..

Oh Well.. At least, I heard that Dick Gephardt is a fan of Peeps, You know the colored Sugar coated delights of Easter, and now apparently every holiday of the year.. It seems he likes the feeling of shaking the little chicken over his head so the sugar crystals can gleefully play in his comb-over.

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i think that ethanol is going to your head.
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Ah, It is Midterm Week, Fr. Gorski did not challenge me too very much, McKenna and Human Ethology will be a series of videos on SIDS, and It is Very Cold Here..

Negative Two Below
Brings with it Mounds of Snow
A Bountiful Delight of Shall our Dear Dome Glow
But Yet still the girls dress for Heartland as the Resident Ho.


Oh.. Deary Me.. Things never seem to Change do they.. Well that's why I slouch it and cover my Face as I head to Coach's.

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Oh Me Oh My.. I just have returned from a night at Coaches.. Geezus.. Can I go any lower?.. apparently not.. but then again, I am heading to Senior Bar Tomorrow..

The funny thing I noticed, whilst my drunken friend was hitting on some girl talking 'politics', I have come to the conclusion that using the words 'nausea', and 'sickening' are no way to land a 'broad' as she was referred to later in the conversation...

Where is My Pitcher?.. "I just pissed it out".. I kid you not..

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The funny thing I noticed, whilst my drunken friend was hitting on some girl talking 'politics', I have come to the conclusion that using the words 'nausea', and 'sickening' are no way to land a 'broad' as she was referred to later in the conversation...

Where is My Pitcher?.. "I just pissed it out".. I kid you not..

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Hmmm...I thought cheap beer and intelligent conversations were the free pass into any college girls panties...I must be mistaken. You know what really works - douche-tastic poetry and cheap beer!
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