Nuke the Gay Whales for Jesus

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Of the last 9 threads 4 have the word 'gay' in the title. Just thought I'd point that out.

I'm saying nuthin'.
 
You nuke them and you'll just be pissing off the vegetarian sharks for the equal treatment of all religions. And they pretty much have the rest of the ocean on their side because if you piss them off they just stop being vegetarians.
 
financeguy said:
Of the last 9 threads 4 have the word 'gay' in the title. Just thought I'd point that out.

I'm saying nuthin'.

we probably should merge the WAR forum back into FYM
 
deep said:


we probably should merge the WAR forum back into FYM

so all we talk about is war or gays?

hmmmmm

also, i believe that gay whales should certainly not be nuked. you cant just nuke mammals cause theyre gay. you need to de-gayify the whales. we should go there, overthrow the gay overlord they most certainly have and give them the freedom to choose a straight life. and if they dont... ill show them :mad:

we could use the veggy sharks for this!

:hyper:
 
the gay whales should pray harder. if, after a significant period of time, they have yet to find Jesus and rebuke their perversion, i say nuke the fuckers.
 
Irvine511 said:
the gay whales should pray harder. if, after a significant period of time, they have yet to find Jesus and rebuke their perversion, i say nuke the fuckers.

amen to that!:wink:
 
This reminds me of an SNL skit making fun of protesters-pro-lifers, Greenpeace, pacifists,etc. Some are yelling "Feed the children" and others saying "save the whales." Tracy Morgan yells out, "Yeah, Feed the babies to the whales:wink:
 
With the whales out of the way, we will be able to bring democracy and liberty to the plankton, and we'll be able to drill the ocean floor for oil to boot.
 
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Does it mean that you're a homophobe if you're afraid of your own penis?? :huh:
 
ILuvLarryMullen said:
Gay whales make baby jesus cry!

Yeah, he's getting a shocking headache from all those damn prayers to save the whales from their perversion ...
 
paxetaurora said:
I don't know whether to close this thread or :lmao: at it.

Try leaving one open for once ;)
It is nice to see people joking. Sad that out of all the gay threads, we still find those who are opposed to equality for all. I think I'm going to create a slogan for the anti gay rights folk. I have to confess I'm not original, but the idea seems the same so it fits. It shall be "back of the bus for you, homo!"
What do you all think? Nice huh? I'm not too sure how we can all appease the religious folk who say that their beliefs are their own right even though the religion itself is nothing more than a faux justification for bigotry. If it is because of religion, it is bigotry. Following it and allowing it, is an encouragement of such. Perhaps the religious side's slogan can be "God loves those at the back too!"
:hmm:

Maybe we can get the pope to endorse it!
Lets start a petition to the old fart himself! :hyper:
 
tarquinsuperb said:
Why are we proposing that the happy whales should be nuked but the unhappy ones aren't?

Because a happy whale doesn't need a psychiatrist. This is all a big conspiracy launched by psychiatrists worldwide to stay in business and make more money.
 
tarquinsuperb said:
Why are we proposing that the happy whales should be nuked but the unhappy ones aren't?

Because they are and I quote " complete f@~kin arse lickin, tea drinking', apologist bastards who have done f@~k all for us even though we saved their asses in WW2"

Thats why, if you don't agree with my reasoning I will see you in court with my impressive line of high up priced lawyers:wink:
 
They say he didn’t have an enemy
His was a greatness to behold
He was the last surviving progeny
The last one on this side of the world

He measured a half mile from tip to tail
Silver and black with powerful fins
They say he could split a mountain in two
That’s how we got the grand canyon

Last great american whale
Last great american whale
Last great american whale
Last great american whale

Some say they saw him at the great lakes
Some say they saw him off of florida
My mother said she saw him in chinatown
But you can’t always trust your mother

Off the carolinas the sun shines brightly in the day
The lighthouse glows ghostly there at night
The chief of a local tribe had killed a racist mayor’s son
And he’d been on death row since 1958

The mayor’s kid was a rowdy pig
Spit on indians and lots worse
The old chief buried a hatchet in his head
Life compared to death for him seemed worse

The tribal brothers gathered in the lighthouse to sing
And tried to conjure up a storm or rain
The harbor parted, the great whale sprang full up
And caused a hugh tidal wave

The wave crushed the jail and freed the chief
The tribe let out a roar
The whites were drowned, the browns and reds set free
But sadly one thing more

Some local yokel member of the nra
Kept a bazooka in his living room
And thinking he had the chief in his sight
Blew the whale’s brains out with a lead harpoon

Last great american whale
Last great american whale
Last great american whale
Last great american whale

Well americans don’t care for much of anything
Land and water the least
And animal life is low on the totem pole
With human life not worth more than infected yeast

Americans don’t care too much for beauty
They’ll shit in a river, dump battery acid in a stream
They’ll watch dead rats wash up on the beach
And complain if they can’t swim

They say things are done for the majority
Don’t believe half of what you see and none of what you hear
It’s like what my painter friend donald said to me
Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they’re done


It isn't recorded whether this one was gay or not...
 
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