Dreadsox said:
Tough job...but someone has to do it.
I agree. And it's much less awkward than doing the same job for pacemaker recipients:
"Say, I was wondering if you were enjoying your pacemaker."
"Well, it's keeping me alive, I guess."
"Splendid. However, I have some bad news. We're going to need it back."
"What the hell? I'll die without it! I'm weak enough that the surgery alone will probably kill me!"
"Oh, tough break, old chap. But I must inform you that the pacemaker does have a label on it that says 'Property of [hospital name].' It is technically ours, you know, and we want it back."
"I won't do it, you sorry bastard."
"Oh, come now, cheer up. The good news is that we've suddenly found ourselves with a surplus of gently used breast implants. I'm sure we could arrange quite a discount."