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Old 02-20-2006, 05:11 AM   #16
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McDonalds = will be called McCOHENS....

.....and this is just the beginning....

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

So that's why Filet O'Fish is slowly becoming Gefilte Fish

Hey that reminds me, I did download that McSchwarma ad that parodied Pulp Fiction, I assume that will fill any gaps in the new menu.

And Mel Brooks was behind the curve, as we all know that Star Trek was the original Jews in space





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Old 02-20-2006, 08:31 AM   #17
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^ You know, in Orthodox communities, they actually tell you as a kid that you're not supposed to look at the Kohanim when they do that, because you'll go blind if you do (this is sort of quasi-Scriptural-based, but mostly just superstition), so I actually always had this instinctive reaction to look away when he did that!

Unfortunately the Pinch was not taught to us however...
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LMAO!!

Of course its the truth! Our ultimate goal is to dominate the world and to that end we have decided to change the names of all the major news, TV shows and restaurants:

CSI = will now be called CS....OY!
Starbucks = will now be called JEWbucks
Holy crap that was funny!

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Tough blow, but on the flip-side the Jews invented the Krav Maga self-defence method to defend themselves against fascists, muggers and Gorn



See I figure that I can string a few more jokes out if I integrate my knowledge of Trek into it
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Tough blow, but on the flip-side the Jews invented the Krav Maga self-defence method to defend themselves against fascists, muggers and Gorn
My wife and I have taken Krav Maga - it is an excellent self defense system.
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LMAO!!

Of course its the truth! Our ultimate goal is to dominate the world and to that end we have decided to change the names of all the major news, TV shows and restaurants:

CSI = will now be called CS....OY!
Starbucks = will now be called JEWbucks
McDonalds = will be called McCOHENS....

.....and this is just the beginning....

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!


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Tough blow, but on the flip-side the Jews invented the Krav Maga self-defence method to defend themselves against fascists, muggers and Gorn



See I figure that I can string a few more jokes out if I integrate my knowledge of Trek into it
Wanderer.....may you live long and prosper......

btw - why did Capt. Kirk pee on the ceiling of the Enterprise???.............he wanted to GO where no man had gone before....

Gee....I LIKE this thread!!

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Holy crap that was funny!

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In another move towards media domination, this cartoon has been officially named: Finky and Brainstein.....

Today TV....tomorrow DA WOILD!
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My wife and I have taken Krav Maga - it is an excellent self defense system.
Point of interest:

Krav Maga literally means "Contact Battle".

Krav = battle
Maga = touch or contact.

P.S.: I have now decreed that all FYM members MUST learn Hebrew if they're to fit in the new world order me and Wanderer are creating.......
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And Mel Brooks was behind the curve, as we all know that Star Trek was the original Jews in space

Actually, the original script called for a Jewish vulcan called SHMOCK.......
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