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Rock n' Roll Doggie Band-aid
http://www.mchawking.com/
Would you say that these songs are...
Offensive?
Hilarious?
True?
A guilty pleasure?
True, but mean-spirited?
For those of you with dial-up, here are some snippets of his most praised anthems:
Would you say that these songs are...
Offensive?
Hilarious?
True?
A guilty pleasure?
True, but mean-spirited?
For those of you with dial-up, here are some snippets of his most praised anthems:
Fuck The Creationists
Fuck the damn creationists, those bunch of dumb-ass bitches,
every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
They want to have their bullshit, taught in public class,
Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their ass.
Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
straight up fairy stories even children don't believe.
I'm not saying there's no god, that's not for me to say,
all I'm saying is the Earth was not made in a day.
Why Won't Jesse Helms Just Hurry Up And Die?
Big fat fuck from North Carolina state,
he's a worthless piece of shit, he's a paragon of hate,
he's a redneck, fuck-face, brain-dead waste of space,
two-bit, two-timing, motherfucking pool of slime.
Against gay rights, and funding for the arts,
tried to cancel PBS and tear Big Bird apart.
cut AIDS funding, corporate welfare for the rich,
he's a shameless money grubber, he's a two dollar bitch.
All My Shootin's Be Drivebys
I'm rolling through the hood on a Saturday night,
got a 40 in my left hand, my dick in my right,
some chronic in my lap, a pager in my cap,
and a 9 millimeter in the small of my back.
I'm just chilling no place to be,
I take another pull off my 40 z.
I'm thinking 'bout spinning a fat ass tree,
a B to the L to the U-N-T.