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Old 02-26-2007, 11:15 PM   #1
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[q]Australia rocked by 'lesbian' koala revelation
11:00AM Sunday February 25, 2007
By Roger Dobson

Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.

The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.

Scientists monitoring the marsupials with digital cameras counted three homosexual interactions for every heterosexual one.

"Some females rejected the advances of males that were in their enclosures, only to become willing participants in homosexual encounters immediately after," say the researchers.

"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas.

"One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males; another is that it is simply hormonal, or that it is a stress reliever.

Scientists from the University of Queensland studied 130 koalas in captivity and will publish their results in the journal Applied Animal Behaviour Science.

"Our aim was to determine the extent of differences in the homosexual and heterosexual behaviour of female koalas and thereby to determine the purpose of female homosexual behaviour in the koala," say the researchers.

"Wild koalas brought into captivity clearly display homosexual behaviour on a regular basis. A total of 15 heterosexual and 43 homosexual interactions were recorded in separate animals. Homosexual behaviour was restricted to females only. Heterosexual encounters were typically twice as long as homosexual encounters," they add.[/q]


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Old 02-26-2007, 11:20 PM   #2
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WOW! You learn something new everyday!
They are my favorite animal/marsupial.
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Thats not how God intended it! What have they been watching? What have they been listening to? What are they being taught?

Mind you, Koalas eat so much eucalyptus in a day that they are pretty much permanently stoned, so that must explain it.
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<------- i think Ms. Hudson's face sez it all.
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hmmmm no wonder koalas are becoming extinct
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Just don't let 'em adopt any baby koalas.
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"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas.
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Just curious, but doesn't this article support the hypothesis that homosexual activity is the result of trauma (in this case - captivity).
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Just more spreading of the homosexual agenda.
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Just curious, but doesn't this article support the hypothesis that homosexual activity is the result of trauma (in this case - captivity).


what credible fucking hypothesis has ever been put forward that homosexual activity is the result of trauma?
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what credible fucking hypothesis has ever been put forward that homosexual activity is the result of trauma?
Yes, I've never heard of any such thing either
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oh, and let's notice the use of the word "activity."

because there are no homosexuals, just homosexual activity, and self-identified homosexuals are really just damaged heterosexuals.

is that the hypothesis?
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Count me in on this one, as well. Where did you hear that, AEON?
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AEON is so hilarious
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Yes! Another thread on homosexuality!
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