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Old 04-25-2006, 10:57 PM   #1
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So, ... Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.

"Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief.

He buries his face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".

"Mr. President, " says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"

Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"


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Old 04-26-2006, 02:33 AM   #4
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lol asif he doesn't know how much a Brazilian is. Isn't it 1000 trillion?
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You want to know what the sad part of this joke is?

I wouldn´t put it past him to say something like that.
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somehow rummy morphed into cheney midway through the joke...
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somehow rummy morphed into cheney midway through the joke...
Acually,

W is never left without a minder.
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Acually,

W is never left without a minder.
Yep, ever since the pretzel attack years ago.
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