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Old 05-10-2005, 11:58 AM   #16
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...I love that Cosby skit!

Anywho, regarding the name...interesting choice for a name change, but personally, if he wants to have that for a name.... I don't see the problem. If someone gets offended by it or becomes violent as a result, that's their issue to deal with, not his.

It would be awfully hard to prove that that is indeed your name, though, that'd be a bit of a pain-that's the only reason I could think of to not choose that name.

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The guy needs to hip-hoppify it. Suggest: J33zus Kriiiiist
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I wonder if the name Jesus Christ is on the no-fly list
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It would just be a very confusing name to have.

You'd turn everytime someone was praying or cursing.
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HAHA! The no fly list, thats a good one. It problaby is! The things people do for attention...
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A certain intimate situation would be very strange..
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Well don't some already cry out to God?

I mean so I've heard.
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Reminds me of a M*A*S*H episode....
That was a great episode.

We've had a host of wild names over the years at work including but not limited to:

Santa Claus
Kris Kringle
Vanilla Bean
Mr. Black
Fok Yu
Bak Up

and many more I can't recall. A coworker used to keep a list, but I forgot many. I am pretty sure there were a few gods on the list too.

funny aside - when I was training pharmacy techs at walgreens I had a girl call out over the loudspeaker that Jesus' prescription was ready in the pharmacy and she pronounced it like gee-zuss not hay-zeus. That was a probably a little disconcerting for those who believe in Christ's ability to raise the dead and heal lepers but just couldn't seem to shake that nasty case of athlete's foot
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Jesus just left D.C., and he's bound for West Virginia.
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Jesus just left D.C., and he's bound for West Virginia.
In the words of John Denver:
He'll be coming around the mountain when he comes.
He'll be riding six white horses when he comes.
On grandma's feather bed - West Virginia - mountain - mama!
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I use to work at a bank in a Hispanic part of town. One of my co-workers, very nice, and very un-Hispanic, was having trouble cashing a check for a customer who was trying to cash it for his brother or friend named Jesus (Hay-Soos). The teller, serious as can be, told the customer, "I'm sorry, but I can't cash the check until Jesus (Gee-zuz) comes." Poor guy...probably still waiting in line to cash the check.
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I use to work at a bank in a Hispanic part of town. One of my co-workers, very nice, and very un-Hispanic, was having trouble cashing a check for a customer who was trying to cash it for his brother or friend named Jesus (Hay-Soos). The teller, serious as can be, told the customer, "I'm sorry, but I can't cash the check until Jesus (Gee-zuz) comes." Poor guy...probably still waiting in line to cash the check.
haha....

what is a "no fly" list??????
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haha....

what is a "no fly" list??????
The no fly list is a list of people that are not allowed to fly on commercial airlines since 9/11. It's suppossed to be a list of people who present a national security risk if they are a passenger.
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The no fly list is a list of people that are not allowed to fly on commercial airlines since 9/11. It's suppossed to be a list of people who present a national security risk if they are a passenger.
Like Cat Stevens.
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