Mrs. Edge
Bono's Belly Dancing Friend
The following joke was sent to me by my sister the Wiccan. It gave me a good laugh, hopefully it will for you too:
Even God enjoys a good laugh. There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> >
> > 1. He called everyone "brother"
> > 2. He liked Gospel
> > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
> > 1. He went into His Fathers business.
> > 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
> > 1. He talked with his hands.
> > 2. He had wine with every meal.
> > 3. He used olive oil.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
> > 1. He never cut his hair.
> > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
> > 3. He started a new religion.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
> > 1. He never got married.
> > 2. He was always telling stories.
> > 3. He loved green pastures.
> > But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
> > 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
> > 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
> > 3. And ... even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do. Amen!!!
Even God enjoys a good laugh. There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> >
> > 1. He called everyone "brother"
> > 2. He liked Gospel
> > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
> > 1. He went into His Fathers business.
> > 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
> > 1. He talked with his hands.
> > 2. He had wine with every meal.
> > 3. He used olive oil.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
> > 1. He never cut his hair.
> > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
> > 3. He started a new religion.
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
> > 1. He never got married.
> > 2. He was always telling stories.
> > 3. He loved green pastures.
> > But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:
> > 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
> > 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
> > 3. And ... even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do. Amen!!!
Good one Jess
