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Old 11-27-2002, 10:04 PM   #1
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Jesus: Black? Jewish? Italian? Californian? Irish? A Woman?

The following joke was sent to me by my sister the Wiccan. It gave me a good laugh, hopefully it will for you too:


Even God enjoys a good laugh. There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
> >
> > 1. He called everyone "brother"
> > 2. He liked Gospel
> > 3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

> > 1. He went into His Fathers business.
> > 2. He lived at home until he was 33.
> > 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

> > 1. He talked with his hands.
> > 2. He had wine with every meal.
> > 3. He used olive oil.
> >
> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

> > 1. He never cut his hair.
> > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
> > 3. He started a new religion.

> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
> > 1. He never got married.
> > 2. He was always telling stories.
> > 3. He loved green pastures.

> > But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

> > 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
> > 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
> > 3. And ... even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work to do. Amen!!!
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Old 11-28-2002, 04:00 AM   #2
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LOVE IT!!!!
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Old 11-28-2002, 07:15 AM   #3
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Jesus was an A-rab because:

he was brown
he had a big beard
he was really religious
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that list is fantastic...
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that is funny. i needed a good laugh.
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:34 AM   #6
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Oh good! I finally get to see the whole list again.
I had a teacher who once told one of my classes that joke, and I've been trying to tell it to other people since, but I couldn't remember everything.
Thanks Mrs. Edge!
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Old 03-26-2003, 12:57 AM   #8
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when i was younger i attended a church that had a very fair skined, light haired europen jesus

this is a drawing of what a jesus looked like.
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Re: Jesus: Black? Jewish? Italian? Californian? Irish? A Woman?

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> > But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

> > 1. He never cut his hair.
> > 2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
> > 3. He started a new religion.
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Old 03-26-2003, 06:13 AM   #10
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Old 03-26-2003, 08:25 AM   #11
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hehe. that made me giggle.
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Good one Jess
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lol!!! That was great.
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